# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 49
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/962 "2011-09-12T09:43:59Z")
**Eating makes me Sad death** Another oxygenarian bytes the dust. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/963 "2011-09-12T14:24:59Z")
**Dealing with difficult people God: "Don’t Kill."** Damn, there goes my best option. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/964 "2011-09-12T20:47:37Z")
\*\* Close to the best thing anyone’s ever said to me Hey, I might have picked up some bug.\*\* The _best_ thing anyone ever said to me: “Oops, I barfed on your shoes.” ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/965 "2011-09-12T20:51:29Z")
**Miss Universe contestant told to wear panties The pie was real** As opposed to being photoshopped? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/966 "2011-09-13T14:54:38Z")
\*\*So, uh, how do I deepthroat without gagging? A Question of Manliness… \*\* You’re worried that gagging will make you look unmanly? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/967 "2011-09-13T15:59:39Z")
**Job Interview Advice getting rid of fleas** If the interview’s for an executive position you should get dipped beforehand. If it’s for a tech support job I wouldn’t bother. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/968 "2011-09-13T18:45:46Z")
\*\*This isn’t how these social interactions go Godwinned at a family dinner \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/969 "2011-09-13T20:30:05Z")
\*\*I ordered tacos today I think I need to call a plumber \*\* Did Sir find the food a little too piquante for his tastes? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/970 "2011-09-13T20:35:42Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **I’ll be a monkeys uncle. Putting dishwashing liquid in the toilet did fix the clog. > I am going to learn French.** > > “C’est magnifique, les toilettes ne sont bouchées!” > > You’re right. Celebrating is much better when done in French. \Ou est le singe de ma tante? Il est dans l’égout!\ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/971 "2011-09-14T00:42:58Z")
**I think I need to call a plumber My Former Step-Son Called Me After 7 Years** I thought he’d moved in with his mom. Turns out he was stuck in the U-bend. I don’t even want to _think_ of how my feces made it from the bowl to the sewer with him in the way. (_Why_ did I have to watch the _South Park_ ‘Humancentipad’ episode?) At least he didn’t starve. Well, I finally heard him yelling. I have an Armitage Shanks toilet, so I crank Green Day when I’m in there. Fortunately for the step-son, my MP3 player got corrupted and I had to evacuate in silence. Anyway, I couldn’t get him out. Time to turn to a professional. I don’t know if the plumber will try to get him out with a snake (‘rooter’) or try to force him down the other way. I’ll let him figure it out. That’s why they make the big bucks. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/972 "2011-09-14T04:24:44Z")
\*\*My new philosophy is: I am going to learn French. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/973 "2011-09-14T04:41:41Z")
**Gay marriage and HIV Help me figure out what to wear to this wedding** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/974 "2011-09-14T06:11:10Z")
**I have several cups of crumbled bacon - recipes? Blackberries, apples** Yum, sounds interesting so far. Please, go on. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/975 "2011-09-14T16:45:55Z")
**What would it take to turn you gay? L. Ron Hubbard** Well, it worked for Tom Cruise and John Travolta. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/976 "2011-09-14T17:55:28Z")
\*\*Sean Connery in a Wedding Dress Activity for Girl’s Birthday Party \*\* I think this might be a poor idea ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/977 "2011-09-14T18:18:35Z")
**What should I do in Durham, NC? What would it take to turn you gay?** Geez, I was just thinking of going to the Duke football game and then maybe out to dinner… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/978 "2011-09-14T22:33:08Z")
\*\*Are you planning to be buried? Ask a Juror \*\* I take it this trial is in Chicago? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/979 "2011-09-14T23:30:43Z")
**Gordon Ramsey Lookalike Dwarf Porn Star Dragged Into Deep Burrow and Eaten By Badgers Weird/disturbing google autofill suggsestions (TMI)** Hard to say who’s more upset, Gordon Ramsey or badgers. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/980 "2011-09-15T04:36:28Z")
**Ask a Juror Do you want the date you’ll die?** What? This isn’t the penalty phase of the trial yet. Hell, I haven’t even been found guilty! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/981 "2011-09-15T13:59:31Z")
**Activity for Girl’s Birthday Party What is the most painful thing you can think of** Have birthday parties changed since I was a kid? What happened to cake and ice cream? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=48) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=50)