# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/81 "2011-06-11T20:59:18Z")
**Poll: Adults Ordering Off The Kids Menu What to mix with Coconut rum? (minimal citrus, please!)** Kids get to drink coconut rum at restaurants? :eek: Is this a poll about French restaurants? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/82 "2011-06-12T04:14:54Z")
**Song lyrics you don’t understand or don’t make sense Book of Mormon soundtrack - $1.99 this weekend!** What the hell are they singing about? ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/83 "2011-06-12T12:37:58Z")
**PSA: Fellas, pull up your pants & put down the phone Women - What Embarrassing Thing Couldn’t You Do When You Were Pregnant?** **Stupid Corporate Buzzword - ‘Learnings’ How many slang terms we think of for being on drugs?** **"Life-changing announcement" Hey neighbor - stay away from our trap!** Now you know they like you. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/84 "2011-06-12T12:49:06Z")
**Ninjas are tired. Pirates are played out. What’s next? Do you know any Teabaggers?** Um, no. Those guys aren’t ever going to be cool. **What’s the best way for a traveler to spend money in Italy? Stuff known as "The [blank]"** “_What_ are you trying to sell me?” “You know…the _blank_…” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/85 "2011-06-12T13:31:28Z")
**People who haven’t learned a common skill Poll: OK now - which _arm_ goes on top?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/86 "2011-06-12T17:02:36Z")
**Poll: Would it bother you if a gay friend sees you (or your wife/parnter) breastfeed? What’s this white crud on my chair?** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/87 "2011-06-12T18:24:04Z")
**People who haven’t learned a common skill Do you know any Teabaggers?** I don’t think that teabagging is all that common. Or… **Do you know any Teabaggers? Exercise for the uncordinated and out of shape** And down and squat and one, two, three, four… ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/88 "2011-06-12T22:33:47Z")
\*\*We have a magic chair that can cause anyone who sits in it to tell the truth. Should we use it? Poll: Have you ever taken photos of your genitals and sent them to someone else? \*\* Do it. DOOOO IIIIIIT! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/89 "2011-06-13T00:37:53Z")
From the Forums page: **Would this annoy you? ËÈÊÂÈÄÀÖÈß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÎÃÎ ÌÀÃÀÇÈÍÀ** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/90 "2011-06-13T00:49:05Z")
\*\*Exercise for the uncordinated and out of shape Would this annoy you? \*\* Only if the floor shook too much. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/91 "2011-06-13T01:41:00Z")
**It’s perfectly legal for women to walk around New York City topless. Yet so few do? What are your little body mutations?** See, it’s judgmental people like you that keep women from going topless. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/92 "2011-06-13T02:02:11Z")
\*\*What are your little body mutations? ËÈÊÂÈÄÀÖÈß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÎÃÎ ÌÀÃÀÇÈÍÀ \*\* Ah. You’ve got that whole “spawn of eldritch abomination” thing going on. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/93 "2011-06-13T03:51:36Z")
**A murderous ABC A ransomous ABCDE** This can only lead to an apocalyptic ABCDEFGH :eek:. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/94 "2011-06-13T12:13:17Z")
\*\* Things that make you feel old What are your little body mutations?\*\* I was self-conscious about having the head of Newt Gingrich growing out of my shoulder. On the up side, at the the-a-ter they give me the senior discount automatically. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/95 "2011-06-13T12:43:03Z")
\*\*A question for guys Would this annoy you? Jobless Folks Who Stand At Intersections With Signs \*\* Yup. Probably annoys women, too. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/96 "2011-06-13T13:43:34Z")
**What are your little body mutations? I Was The First Person In My Town/Neighborhood To Have A (Fill In Blank}** Tentacle? Third eye? Tail? Eyestalks? Glow in the dark tongue? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/97 "2011-06-13T15:13:47Z")
\*\* Poll: Have you ever taken photos of your genitals and sent them to someone else? A question for guys What should I know about getting a guinea pig? \*\* Of course, the last one would be funnier with “gerbil” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/98 "2011-06-13T16:08:33Z")
**Poll: Have you ever taken photos of your genitals and sent them to someone else? Poll: Where and when do you contribute to charity?** Hey, those are valuable photos and I get to take huge deductions on my taxes. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/99 "2011-06-13T19:19:04Z")
\*\*Is beard color inherited exclusivly from the father? When Did Images of Jesus First Become Popular \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/100 "2011-06-13T21:26:55Z")
\*\*ËÈÊÂÈÄÀÖÈß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÎÃÎ ÌÀÃÀÇÈÍÀ Teach cursive or not anymore? \*\* Not if you’re going to use “words” like that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=6)