# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/982 "2011-09-15T14:10:44Z")
**Do I Have Depression? What Can I Do About It? Are you planning to be buried?** Now _there’s_ a therapist with attitude. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/983 "2011-09-15T19:48:34Z")
**What would it take to turn you gay? Physical Attractiveness: Men/Women and Work/Luck** Wait, do you mean that I have to be attractive, or they have to be attractive, or we have to get lucky, or what? This is all so _complicated!_ ---
**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/984 "2011-09-16T06:52:02Z")
\*\*Are your parents still alive? Are you planning to be buried? \*\* Yeah, you guessed it. I’m planning to be buries by my parents. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/985 "2011-09-16T12:56:32Z")
**Do you like to lift or carry heavy things? How long do you walk your dog for each day?** Only a couple of seconds, my mastiff weighs 150 pounds. What do you mean, use a leash? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/986 "2011-09-16T16:21:17Z")
**Where’s the other half of my cat? (gruesome) Dog people who have children…hard to break those old habits? Good Boy!** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/987 "2011-09-16T16:23:28Z")
\*\*What do you do to blow off steam/relax after a stressful day? Rant about your commute \*\* ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/988 "2011-09-16T19:30:44Z")
Over in the Pit, these are the top two current threads: \*\* I pit CVS price gouging CVS mail order insurance bastards \*\* Note to self: transfer prescription. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/989 "2011-09-16T19:43:45Z")
**Was Joan of Arc really a witch? Did Jesus ever get drunk?** If this is a roundabout way of defending Sarah Palin, it’s pretty lame. \*\* Miss Universe contestant told to wear panties\*\* Now _stop_ that. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/990 "2011-09-16T20:41:17Z")
\*\*Corperation that owns all it’s stock - what happens? Humans eating birdseed? \*\* Dogs and cats living together – mass hysteria! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/991 "2011-09-16T22:00:36Z")
\*\* For one year, no one on Earth can tell a lie. Results? Which Founding Father are you most like?\*\* Ummm, Washington? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2011, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/992 "2011-09-17T03:49:03Z")
**Jokes that require a lot of specific knowledge, and probably won’t be funny to very many people FB copy and paste** HAHAHAHA…It’s funny on so many levels…HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahaha ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2011, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/993 "2011-09-17T04:25:41Z")
**In a galaxy far far away… Funny Kitty Videos** Funny Kitty Videos are universal. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2011, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/994 "2011-09-17T04:33:04Z")
**Hideous crash into spectators at Reno Air Races today. Airport Stories, Part 1: You Knew It Was Coming** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2011, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/995 "2011-09-17T08:09:43Z")
**What would it take to turn you gay? Ripped men and attractiveness** Yup. So as far as you bears and leather-daddies are concerned, I’m 100% straight, no exceptions. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2011, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/996 "2011-09-17T16:30:32Z")
**Your current/past go-to comfort food Peruvian chicken** That, and ‘Lima’ beans. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2011, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/997 "2011-09-18T10:02:34Z")
**How to Best Celebrate A Birthday Alone? My friends forgot my birthday.** ☹ Oh, I’m so sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2011, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/998 "2011-09-18T14:43:09Z")
**Why this stupid new fire drill method at school? John Quincy Adams’ pet alligator** “If you don’t evacuate the building immediately, we’ll let the alligator loose.” "Hey, it’s _stuffed."_ ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/999 "2011-09-18T19:45:29Z")
**What would happen if we reduced the minimum wage in the US? How do people end up so poor?** Waitaminute… I think I got this one… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/1000 "2011-09-19T00:04:08Z")
**Situational jokes you’ve always wanted to use My five year old son has leukemia…** and boy, are my arms tired! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/1001 "2011-09-19T13:55:50Z")
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