# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/101 "2011-06-13T21:32:24Z")
\*\*Which infamous person do you find attractive nuh nuh nuh nuh… nuh nuh nuh nuh… Elmo’s World \*\* 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/102 "2011-06-13T23:47:13Z")
\*\*Just what are scientists looking for? Is there a way to track a stolen Ipod 4G? \*\* If so, scientists would like to know! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/103 "2011-06-14T00:33:52Z")
\*\*Lovecraftian state nicknames ËÈÊÂÈÄÀÖÈß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÎÃÎ ÌÀÃÀÇÈÍÀ \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/104 "2011-06-14T12:49:26Z")
\*\* Worshiping Satan: A question for true believers I’m trying to understand Republicans, but I just can’t \*\* What’s to understand? They get unlimited hot coals, discount cruises on the lake of fire with John Boehner and Sarah Palin - the perks are endless. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/105 "2011-06-14T14:16:12Z")
**Joplin tornado update ATTN HeyHomie Another shocking government oversight! (Zombies)** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/106 "2011-06-14T14:50:28Z")
\*\*It’s perfectly legal for women to walk around New York City topless. Yet so few do? The “somebody has to start it” MMP \*\* All we are saying is Give Toplessness A Chance1 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/107 "2011-06-14T18:27:04Z")
**sex and sneezing knuckle cracking** Hell, pass gas, make armpit noises, trim your toenails, whatever. It just adds to the experience. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/108 "2011-06-14T22:41:18Z")
**I Was The First Person In My Town/Neighborhood To Have A (Fill In Blank} Women has face transplant after Chimpanzee attack** Top that. **Anybody Remember “Stewart Sandwiches”? This is your business…how?** Fine, just forget I asked. Somebody’s touchy today. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/109 "2011-06-15T01:45:18Z")
**What would have happened if Bush’s SS privatization had passed? A murderous ABC** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/110 "2011-06-15T06:15:02Z")
**Bachmann announces she’s running Obama sees handwriting on the wall** Yeah, now that Bachmann is running, it’s all over. Why even have a race? Just swear her in. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/111 "2011-06-15T06:58:41Z")
**Trans-Atlantic travel with an infant Last week, I was hospitalized after a suicide attempt** Coincidence?! I think not! \*\*Embassy Bomber Killed! TRlUMPHANT RETURN, MOTHERFUCKERS \*\* _AHHHH!!_ Zombie bomber!! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/112 "2011-06-15T12:20:26Z")
\*\*What features distinguish different ethnicities? “Old Camel Knees” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/113 "2011-06-15T12:29:12Z")
**What are your little body mutations? "I can’t even move my f’ing knees but I still kick it all day"** ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/114 "2011-06-15T12:46:20Z")
\*\*I’m Fine With Divorcing, But This Part Sucks… I Have Kidney Stones. \*\* jeesh, talk about adding insult to injury! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/115 "2011-06-15T12:47:48Z")
\*\* What should I get Kim Kardashian for her wedding? Last week, I was hospitalized after a suicide attempt \*\* I’m sure she appreciates the gesture, but how about a nice e-card instead? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/116 "2011-06-15T14:32:11Z")
**Trans-Atlantic travel with an infant I’m burned out and I haven’t even started yet!** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/117 "2011-06-15T20:01:23Z")
\*\*Give me your recommendations on planning a trip to Disney I smell a rat. IRS related \*\* Rat, Mouse. Same thing. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/118 "2011-06-15T21:19:06Z")
**Alleged evidence for Bible’s veracity Just what are scientists looking for?** We want miracles. Like a whopping NIH grant, no strings attached. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/119 "2011-06-15T21:37:16Z")
**there’s juice in there! (electrical question) What’s the latest dope on female "squirting?"** Apparently, electricity is involved somehow… ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/120 "2011-06-16T06:22:10Z")
\*\* Qin Shi Huangdi, what is your pupose? I wish to declare war on a foreign country. \*\* I’m _fairly_ sure that using the SDMB for conquest is a bannable offense, just saying. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=7)