# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/121 "2011-06-16T12:29:00Z")
\*\* Need opinion of those who have/had trouble conceiving Poll: How many have never had a relationship?\*\* Well, _that’s_ an immaculate demographic. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/122 "2011-06-16T14:52:54Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > \*\* Qin Shi Huangdi, what is your pupose? > I wish to declare war on a foreign country. \*\* > > I’m _fairly_ sure that using the SDMB for conquest is a bannable offense, just saying. \*\*Qin Shi Huangdi, what is your pupose? Nuclear meltdown! Holy Godzilla NOOOO!!! \*\* Shoot, the kid’s trying to become the next Dr. Doom! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/123 "2011-06-16T18:21:41Z")
**My uncle gave away his cat… Too Honest** “Fluffy, do these pants make my ass look big?” “Mrrow, your ass makes those pants look big. Gimme some tuna.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/124 "2011-06-16T20:14:19Z")
**Have you ever been called out for PDA? Caught naked!** Public displays of affection should not, in polite society, include the removal of clothing. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/125 "2011-06-16T23:19:46Z")
\*_I wish to declare war on a foreign country. Stupid Republican idea of the day \*\* \* Again?!_ ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2011, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/126 "2011-06-17T08:37:38Z")
\*\*акриловые ванны We’re coming to America! ËÈÊÂÈÄÀÖÈß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÎÃÎ ÌÀÃÀÇÈÍÀ \*\* “Look Betty! Illegal aliens! Damned Martians!” _\_ **What do we, as a society, do about pedophilia? Armenian genocide: open and shut case, or no?** No, I _really_ don’t think massacring the Armenians will stop pedophilia… **Is Weiner finished? Flogging in place of imprisonment** A little harsh for e-mailing a crotch shot, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2011, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/127 "2011-06-17T13:03:31Z")
**Officials dump 7,200,000 gallons of reservoir water. Idiots Detroit gets dumped on yet again** **Real Life Meetings of Members “Grandparent Scam” advisory** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/128 "2011-06-17T18:36:44Z")
\*\* Love the headline! Disgusted Democrats letting Weiner shrivel Caught naked! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/129 "2011-06-17T19:28:56Z")
**Poll: You’re convected of a crime. Would you prefer a flogging or jail? Should I ask out my coworker?** If the judge gives you that option, sure, go for it. How bad could it possibly be? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2011, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/130 "2011-06-17T21:10:00Z")
**U.S. funding stealth Internets to circumvent repressive regimes Lurkers: Say something** ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2011, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/131 "2011-06-18T02:28:29Z")
**June Weight Loss Thread Skin tag removal** Huge skin tag or desperation. **Estimated Time Until Our Asses Get Kicked Out The “somebody has to start it” MMP** Damn drunks. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2011, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/132 "2011-06-18T07:25:51Z")
**Feel Good Friday: Today I Smiled Because (Your Replies Wanted) I’m taking care of a tiny baby kitten tonight!** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2011, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/133 "2011-06-18T07:44:13Z")
**Fellow slang aficionados ËÈÊÂÈÄÀÖÈß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÎÃÎ ÌÀÃÀÇÈÍÀ** If you know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2011, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/134 "2011-06-19T00:48:35Z")
**Anyone Implant Their Pets With Tracking Devices? Headbutting Dog???** Headbutting Dog finds _you!_ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2011, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/135 "2011-06-19T01:22:26Z")
**Pronounce ‘cum laude’ “…or else it gets the hose again”. What’s the hose?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2011, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/136 "2011-06-19T14:18:00Z")
**To the SDMB Writer-Types- How Would You Feel About This? What’s the longest you’ve gone without pooping?** When you said you had “writer’s block”, I never imagined… ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2011, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/137 "2011-06-19T14:31:27Z")
**What Does A Chauffeur Do? The disappearance of Lauren Spierer** Oh! A mob chauffeur. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/138 "2011-06-19T15:41:00Z")
**Neat trick I found in Chrome Skin tag removal** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/139 "2011-06-19T17:12:55Z")
**Just read an e-mail from my mother Someone in our house is going to die** ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/140 "2011-06-20T01:15:34Z")
Just saw these in a “New Posts” list back to back: Are women less sexual than men? 2ManyTacos Today 08:00 PM by Shalmanese 8 216 In My Humble Opinion Should I move in with my father? rhubarbarin Today 07:58 PM by Two Many Cats 3 53 Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=8)