# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/141 "2011-06-20T12:11:42Z")
\*\*Should I move in with my father? I’m Baaa-aaaack! Fellow slang aficionados Let them eat poop! \*\* Hey, it’s just an expression! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/142 "2011-06-20T12:12:30Z")
**How do I get rid of Drain Flies? name this ancient weapon** It’s a blunderbuss! Aieeeee!!! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/143 "2011-06-20T12:22:46Z")
**How should a teacher communicate that a child is using inappropriate language? Landline phone** Lots better than shouting across the supermarket. “Hey Mr. Weasel! Your kid said FUCK YOU ten times today!!” ---
**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/144 "2011-06-20T13:41:12Z")
New posts: **You’re a Dick With a Time Machine-what do you do? Summertime Sequential Threads** I don’t know, it sounds too easy with a time machine. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/145 "2011-06-20T17:55:56Z")
\*\*Dear Sump Pump, Should I move in with my father? \*\* Look, I’m just a lowly sump pump, but I think it’s a bad idea. ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/146 "2011-06-20T18:46:08Z")
**Super 8 is great! (boxed spoilers) Super 8 is super lame (open spoilers)** Inevitable I know but still funny. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/147 "2011-06-20T19:37:34Z")
\*\*Would you fuck/date/marry an (ex)stripper/prostitute/phone sex operator/porn actor/other sex worker? Your most “Bang for the buck” purchase \*\* Yes, the lifetime membership is usually the best deal. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/148 "2011-06-20T23:40:58Z")
\*\*Witty, and/or politically correct, phrases to demand silence from loquacious individuals. “Do No Eat Raw Cake Batter” \*\* Eh, needs a little work IMO. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/149 "2011-06-21T00:31:12Z")
**Regarding the sensation in one’s balls looking down from high places Why was the Air Campaign against Japan so successful** They didn’t look down? ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/150 "2011-06-21T03:01:32Z")
**Witty, and/or politically correct, phrases to demand silence from loquacious individuals. I just ended my relationship with my mentally ill mother.** **Neighbors burglar alarm has been sounding for a solid week I’m Baaa-aaaack!** It’s about time. Shut off the the fucking alarm. **Bubble Tea Neti Pot (ouch) Not Reeaaaally [connection between weight and what you eat]** You should not eat the contents of the Neti Pot.😛 **What Would the Straight Dope Do? (Dating advice) Would you fuck/date/marry an (ex)stripper/prostitute/phone sex operator/porn actor/other sex worker?** Maybe you should ask this on a porn site. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/151 "2011-06-21T13:09:32Z")
**Witty, and/or politically correct, phrases to demand silence from loquacious individuals. For the Doper Parents - "Go the F@%k to sleep"** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/152 "2011-06-21T18:26:20Z")
\*\*Normal things you refuse to do on a plane Think back to the first person you had sex with. Were the two of you in love? \*\* No, but we joined the Mile High Club ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/153 "2011-06-21T19:23:40Z")
\*\*What movies or books do you take the “wrong” thing away from? Gayest Scene in a Non-Gay Film Parents, “Wow, I wish someone had warned me about that!” I told you so! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/154 "2011-06-21T19:29:37Z")
\*\*What will really happen if Texas passes the TSA anti-groping bill? Think back to the first person you had sex with. Were the two of you in love? \*\* It was great until I said she was “Da Bomb.” ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/155 "2011-06-21T20:33:21Z")
Great Debates: **Why is counterfeiting so prevalent in China? Glen Beck** ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/156 "2011-06-21T23:25:10Z")
**Estimated Time Until Our Asses Get Kicked Out Food Wars (Parents vs Children)** Two minutes until the cops are called. Ten minutes for them to get there. **"Do No Eat Raw Cake Batter" How are people so stupid?** No food safety education. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/157 "2011-06-22T12:26:53Z")
\*\*What’s it like living in the Seattle area? “Do No Eat Raw Cake Batter” \*\* Yeah, it’s just a bunch of metrosexuals poring over cake mix labels. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/158 "2011-06-22T12:44:31Z")
\*\*Good Horror Movies? Thigh Massage Video? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/159 "2011-06-22T14:19:09Z")
**Dogs running loose in my neighbourhood - how do I protect myself walking? Why were so many dinosaurs (especially predators) bipedal?** The better to scare the crap out of bad-tempered pit bulls. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/160 "2011-06-22T17:43:38Z")
\*\*How long could you remain master of your domain? Can you recommend any good self-help books? \*\* No no. The whole point is to NOT help yourself! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=9)