# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/161 "2011-06-22T19:33:27Z")
\*\*Is it okay to fart in front of other people at work? An atheist head of state? \*\* There’s no better way to resign your post. "Mr. President, I can no longer work for a godless man. (pbthbth) ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/162 "2011-06-23T05:30:33Z")
\*\*I’m Ryan Dunn and this is the 150mph fiery car crash. My dad is a trainwreck \*\* And your mother’s a plane crash. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/163 "2011-06-23T05:53:51Z")
**You’re gonna hate me, but… We Have Pigeon Eggs** :eek: You monster! ---
**Author:** ![longPath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bb73d2/32.png) [@longPath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/longPath)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/164 "2011-06-23T09:44:32Z")
**I’m Ryan Dunn and this is the 150mph fiery car crash.** **How are people so stupid?** this shit writes itself. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/165 "2011-06-23T13:12:45Z")
\*\*How long could you remain master of your domain? How long before the Taliban takes over again in Afghanistan? \*\* I WAS master of my domain. But then the Taliban took over. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/166 "2011-06-23T13:48:30Z")
\*\*What happened to saxophones in rock? Songs to live (and die) for \*\* Very vaguely creepy to see this right after Clarence Clemmons’s death ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/167 "2011-06-23T15:24:35Z")
**Actual people named in songs Songs about Apartheid** _P.W. Botha such a dirty motha_ Sadly, the “Apartheid Boogie” failed to make much of an impact on the charts. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/168 "2011-06-23T17:17:33Z")
\*\*What Are You Cooking Now? Kelp Buds, Plankton Loaf and Sea Berries. \*\* All kept harvest-time fresh by Box. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/169 "2011-06-23T17:30:45Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > \*\*What Are You Cooking Now? > Kelp Buds, Plankton Loaf and Sea Berries. \*\* > > All kept harvest-time fresh by Box. Mmmmmm, I just love me some Proteins from the Sea. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/170 "2011-06-23T18:20:02Z")
**Dogs running loose in my neighbourhood - how do I protect myself walking? Could a human being eat dog and cat food and be healthy?** Not while walking. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/171 "2011-06-23T18:33:16Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Mmmmmm, I just love me some Proteins from the Sea. Just don’t eat too much or you get the Logan Runs. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/172 "2011-06-23T20:20:24Z")
**What causes the variable delays in emails sent to me? Butt hair** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/173 "2011-06-23T20:21:59Z")
\*\* Is there a term to describe scenarios where an open market model wouldn’t work Meat made from human shit - does this count as cannibalism? \*\* Maybe not, but I’m not buying it. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/174 "2011-06-23T21:04:46Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **Dogs running loose in my neighbourhood - how do I protect myself walking? > Why were so many dinosaurs (especially predators) bipedal?** > > The better to scare the crap out of bad-tempered pit bulls. That would solve my problem - walking with a t-rex. 😃 **What Are You Cooking Now? Butt hair** At least, that’s what it smells like. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/175 "2011-06-24T02:20:42Z")
**What are some REALLY obnoxious things people could do? traveling with a toddler 20+ hours advice needed** You’re off to a great start! Remember to bring his loudest toys, enlist your neighbors in sing-alongs and walk him up and down the aisle a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/176 "2011-06-24T02:23:14Z")
\*\* Lady Gaga denies Weird Al Weird Al does Lady Ga Ga!\*\* Weird Al does 30 years in Folsom, has success with parody of “Prisoners Of Love”. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/177 "2011-06-24T02:33:53Z")
\*\*Everyone needs a hobby. How weird can they get? Share your favorite “perfect murder” plans from fiction \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/178 "2011-06-24T03:36:40Z")
**Books on Lebanese Civil War and Balkan Conflict? Children’s books that would make great live-action films** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/179 "2011-06-24T04:58:26Z")
\*\*Ketchup or Catsup? It tastes like sin, why do people eat it? \*\* Because there’s nothing like slathering some nice delicious sin on something, mmmm… **Job seekers: how’s it going? Last week, I was hospitalized after a suicide attempt** Poorly, I take it. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/180 "2011-06-24T12:55:37Z")
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