# Summoning Academics: Share End o'Semester Joys and Sorrows

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 2, 2016, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summoning-academics-share-end-osemester-joys-and-sorrows/753705 "2016-05-02T19:11:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2016, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summoning-academics-share-end-osemester-joys-and-sorrows/753705/21 "2016-05-07T15:17:51Z")

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“Professor, I _neeeed_ to get an A in this class.”

“Grades are not based on need, but on performance.”

“But I got a C in thermodynamics last semester and I need an A to balance it out.”

“Then talk to the professor who gave you the C!”

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