# Sunflower Seeds, just out of boredom.

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunflower-seeds-just-out-of-boredom/30661
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 25, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunflower-seeds-just-out-of-boredom/30661 "2000-08-25T00:02:32Z")
**Posts on this page:** 5
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### Author: ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunflower-seeds-just-out-of-boredom/30661/1 "2000-08-25T00:02:32Z")

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I sit at my desk  
waiting on my customers needs  
bored out of my mind  
munching on sunflower seeds.

by Tubagirl:)

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### Author: ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunflower-seeds-just-out-of-boredom/30661/2 "2000-08-25T00:25:25Z")

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sunflower seeds taste good  
except for the ones that ick  
I can’t pick out the funky ones  
so I just do a test lick.

by tubagirl 🙂

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### Author: ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunflower-seeds-just-out-of-boredom/30661/3 "2000-08-25T01:24:47Z")

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I’m all out of seeds  
no one posted a reply  
you are making me derpressed  
now I’m saying goodbye

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### Author: ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunflower-seeds-just-out-of-boredom/30661/4 "2000-08-25T01:26:06Z")

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🙂

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### Author: ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunflower-seeds-just-out-of-boredom/30661/5 "2000-08-25T01:51:55Z")

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Seed bits stick in my teeth,  
Because of this, I’m full of grief.  
When I talk to a girl for a while,  
She notices crud in my pearly smile,
