# Sunrise: A Song Of Two Sequential Thread Titles. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048 "2004-11-04T21:19:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/1 "2004-11-04T21:19:05Z")
\*\* I’ve got no idea what to do with these pumpkins. Ask the Internet Oracle Priest \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/2 "2004-11-04T21:21:31Z")
Pit: \*\* Open Letter To Michael Moore I fucking love Canadians!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/3 "2004-11-04T21:23:21Z")
MPSIMS: \*\* I threw up on the substitute and now I’m a hero I am the most famous doper… \*\* I’ll stop now. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/4 "2004-11-05T06:18:29Z")
Pit: \*\*Can we act like adults for a second? Conciliation My Ass: I Still Think Bush Is Satan \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hot\_Buttered\_Toast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b38774/32.png) [@Hot\_Buttered\_Toast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hot_Buttered_Toast)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/5 "2004-11-05T12:12:46Z")
MPSIMS: **Dogs Love Newly Circumcised Baby Penis** by START **I love gummy candy!** by Tabby\_Cat ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/6 "2004-11-05T13:05:04Z")
I can’t believe what I’ve just found out about my ex-boss Naked man mounts airplane I guess his out-of-work activities are his own business… (and hey,it said the gender wasn’t specified. That’s why!) ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/7 "2004-11-05T19:51:36Z")
We’re Getting a Visit From Fred Phelps! He stood me up! ---
**Author:** ![Rock\_n\_Roach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Rock\_n\_Roach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rock_n_Roach)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/8 "2004-11-05T20:12:44Z")
MPSIMS Questions sure to get you in trouble Oh poker gods, what have I done to offend thee? Help Desperately Needed… ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/9 "2004-11-06T09:58:21Z")
The Pit: My wife is threatening to sick Dr. Phil on me because… something funny is going on Hey BTW there’s already one [of these threads](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=283643) that’s still less than 2 days old! ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/10 "2004-11-07T01:49:39Z")
From MPSIMS: **Aesiron was in a little accident this morning. Mrs Diogenes is pregnant again** ---
**Author:** ![Call\_me\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/11 "2004-11-07T03:37:47Z")
From MPSIMS: **Public Service: 11 signs you may be a crank** **Naked man mounts airplane…** ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/12 "2004-11-07T13:17:07Z")
From Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS) \*\*What’s the most surreal moment you’ve had lately? Naked man mounts airplane… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/13 "2004-11-07T13:26:56Z")
Also MPSIMS: \*\*Vaguely inappropriate things you know you shouldn’t do I just sneezed and farted at the same time \*\* ---
**Author:** ![foxymoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@foxymoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxymoron)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/14 "2004-11-07T13:29:05Z")
\*\*Mrs. Diogenes is pregnant again \*\* + **We’re Getting a Visit From Fred Phelps!** ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/15 "2004-11-08T02:59:34Z")
Please forgive me, **Mrs. Dio** , but… A Life Is Ruined… Naked man mounts airplane… Mrs. Diogenes is pregnant again ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/16 "2004-11-08T03:52:33Z")
> [@koeeoaddi](#): > > Please forgive me, **Mrs. Dio** , but… > > A Life Is Ruined… > > Naked man mounts airplane… > > Mrs. Diogenes is pregnant again The whole thread had me laughing but this one definitely takes the prize. A beautiful threefer. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/17 "2004-11-08T04:14:51Z")
In MPSIMS: I just made a chocolate fountain! Vaguely inappropriate things you know you shouldn’t do ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/18 "2004-11-08T05:23:06Z")
In GQ: **Excrement cheese? Claims in latest Ann Coulter column** ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/19 "2004-11-08T05:57:52Z")
MPSIMS: \*\* We’re Getting a Visit From Fred Phelps! The Heloise & Coldfire household just got a little more crowded… \*\* 😃 [sub]:D[/sub]😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/20 "2004-11-08T08:46:54Z")
MPSIMS: \*\*What’s the most surreal moment you’ve had lately? Mrs. Diogenes is pregnant again [/QUOTE] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048.md?page=2)