# Sunrise: A Song Of Two Sequential Thread Titles.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 4, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048 "2004-11-04T21:19:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/21 "2004-11-08T11:38:36Z")

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\*\*What foul things have you found in your fridge lately?

I saw batman \*\*

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**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/22 "2004-11-08T15:06:56Z")

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In GQ:

**Car accidents, drunk drivers, tickets, fault and insurance.**

**Consequences of not bathing?**

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/23 "2004-11-08T17:07:25Z")

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**Mrs. Diogenes is pregnant again  
A big thanks to the British National Health Service**

Here in MPSIMS. Mrs D is getting quite the workout…

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/24 "2004-11-08T19:16:28Z")

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MPSIMS:

\*\*What is the big deal about gay marriage  
George Bush has a Man Date? \*\*

Self-loathing would explain quite a bit…

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/25 "2004-11-08T19:21:06Z")

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> [@Otto](#):
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> From MPSIMS:
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> **Aesiron was in a little accident this morning.  
> Mrs Diogenes is pregnant again**

:snort:

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/26 "2004-11-08T19:56:04Z")

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I finally got married  
Fun with your siblings.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/27 "2004-11-08T20:14:41Z")

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IN MPSIMS:

I saw batman

Elizabeth Edwards posts on a message board

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/28 "2004-11-08T22:35:11Z")

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MPSIMS:

Bathroom Hands  
Tell Me Your Carpal Tunnel Experience

(unfortunately, no threads about blindness were available to make the trifecta)

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/29 "2004-11-09T03:20:54Z")

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Who cleans up after a murder/suicide/etc?  
My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss

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**Author:** ![jhinman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@jhinman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jhinman)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/30 "2004-11-09T04:04:39Z")

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I saw these two the other day in MPSIMS

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

Questions sure to get you in trouble

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**Author:** ![jhinman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@jhinman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jhinman)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/31 "2004-11-09T04:21:20Z")

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In MPSIMP  
Mrs. Diogenes is pregnant again

Qadgop the Mercotan, your expertise is needed 🙂

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/32 "2004-11-09T17:46:37Z")

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Here in MPSIMS:

**We’re getting a visit from Fred Phelps!  
A lizard just showed up in my office!**

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/33 "2004-11-09T18:07:50Z")

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In IMHO:

I still can’t believe it: I’m pregnant!

For how long did you try before finally getting pregnant?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/34 "2004-11-09T18:44:56Z")

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\*\*What is the address for Santa ?  
Here’s a state you never hear anything about: Kentucky  
HO, HO, HO ! Santa Porn ! \*\*

Note to self: Do not visit Kentucky over the holidays.

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/35 "2004-11-09T18:59:37Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> \*\*What is the address for Santa ?  
> Here’s a state you never hear anything about: Kentucky  
> HO, HO, HO ! Santa Porn ! \*\*
> 
> Note to self: Do not visit Kentucky over the holidays.

I’d been keeping an eye on the first two in case they decided to line up for this thread 😉

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/36 "2004-11-09T19:01:48Z")

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\*\*X-Ray Sees Through Clothes:  
I finally got married \*\*

in MPSIMS

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/37 "2004-11-09T21:47:00Z")

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In IMHO:

\*\* How can you tell if you are a workaholic?  
Hitting the Lotto and sharing.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/38 "2004-11-09T22:21:04Z")

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F-16 strafes Jersey grade school.  
Aesiron was in a little accident this morning.

- Just makes me think of Some Mother’s do have 'em doing a US airforce skit.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/39 "2004-11-09T22:50:39Z")

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MPSIMS:

George Bush has a Man Date  
Holy Cow! This hurts! What happened to me?

I’m **so** going to burn for that one! 😃

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sunrise-a-song-of-two-sequential-thread-titles/273048/40 "2004-11-09T23:56:58Z")

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**Here’s a state you never hear anything about: Kentucky  
Who?**

Here in MPSIMS.

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