# Super Bowl Commercials 2012 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 5, 2012, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895 "2012-02-05T21:52:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895/121 "2012-02-06T01:58:05Z")
> [@rocking\_chair](#): > > i thought perhaps when you went for a tasty snack it was a twinkie. I wish! It’s low fat popcorn, fresh pineapple, and black decaff for me tonight. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895/122 "2012-02-06T01:59:39Z")
> [@Toucanna](#): > > I wish! It’s low fat popcorn, fresh pineapple, and black decaff for me tonight. ☹ that’s a lot better than wing cupcakes. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895/123 "2012-02-06T02:00:12Z")
> [@simster](#): > > You sure it wasn’t ‘for’ the dog?.. Nope! Hot dogs for everyone! Filet of Fido. Rack of Champ. Welsh Rabid-bit. Cream of muttshroom soup. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895/124 "2012-02-06T02:01:56Z")
Local ad for regional supermarket chain. A mash-up of ET/Close Encounters/Signs. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895/125 "2012-02-06T02:02:34Z")
New Heineken “making an entrance” spot! ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895/126 "2012-02-06T02:02:46Z")
Jack in the Box - “Marry Bacon” is weird and disturbing. Even on the Jack in the Box scale, it’s weird and disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895/127 "2012-02-06T02:05:22Z")
> [@Toucanna](#): > > Local ad for regional supermarket chain. A mash-up of ET/Close Encounters. Right, for HEB, saw it. Pretty fancy for them. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895/128 "2012-02-06T02:09:35Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > New Heineken “making an entrance” spot! Didn’t see it. Probably pre-empted by the local ad. ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895/129 "2012-02-06T02:10:29Z")
> [@Toucanna](#): > > There was a Chevy truck ad in which one of the characters had a box of Twinkies and offered one to the guy with the dog. Wonder if that’s a call-back to the Family Guy Y2K episode. ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895/130 "2012-02-06T02:11:21Z")
Finally saw the Ferris commercial. Good commercial if you’re in the demographic who grew up on John Hughes movies. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895/131 "2012-02-06T02:13:30Z")
voting for “here we go” as the best ad! ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895/132 "2012-02-06T02:13:44Z")
“Wee go”: Awww…I wuv weskew puppeez… ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895/133 "2012-02-06T02:18:07Z")
Lotta dogs in the advewrts this year. Seems that was the case last year as well. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895/134 "2012-02-06T02:21:46Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Lotta dogs in the advewrts this year. Seems that was the case last year as well. Never act with dogs and children. Hey, they should put the e-Trade baby and WeeGo on the back of a Budweiser Clydesdale. Good Og, could that women be any less dressed?!? Yeesh… ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895/135 "2012-02-06T02:24:20Z")
Did that guy have a dildo in the [CareerBuilder.com](http://CareerBuilder.com) commercial? ---
**Author:** ![DirtyHippy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtyhippy/32/107_2.png) [@DirtyHippy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirtyHippy)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895/136 "2012-02-06T02:24:26Z")
And that’s a problem, why? (To Toucanna… ) ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895/137 "2012-02-06T02:25:39Z")
> [@DirtyHippy](#): > > And that’s a problem, why? This is supposed to be a “family show”. _Won’t somebody think of the children?!?!_ ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895/138 "2012-02-06T02:25:48Z")
because if it wasn’t his… it was one of the chimp’s. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895/139 "2012-02-06T02:27:45Z")
> [@joebuck20](#): > > Did that guy have a dildo in the [CareerBuilder.com](http://CareerBuilder.com) commercial? Where chimps are concerned, it’s probably a Sack-O-Poo[sup]TM[/sup]. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895/140 "2012-02-06T02:31:11Z")
No, I will not take a job with chimps. First thing they do if you tick them off is tear off your nuts. > [@Toucanna](#): > > This is supposed to be a “family show”. _Won’t somebody think of the children?!?!_ As long as there’s no nipple it’s good, according to _Jackson v. Wardrobe_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2012/611895.md?page=8)