# Super Bowl Commercials 2022

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** commercials-ads\
**Created:** [February 13, 2022, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425 "2022-02-13T22:44:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/1 "2022-02-13T22:44:36Z")

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Usually we end up getting superbowl commercial commentary scattered throughout various threads and then someone ends up making a thread halfway through the game. So here I am, making a discussion about it up front.

So… yay… commercials. Might as well throw any non-football content in here, too, like the halftime show or whatever. There’s a thread for football content here: [NFL 2021: The Super Bowl](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-2021-the-super-bowl/959338)

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/2 "2022-02-13T23:45:09Z")

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My favorite part of the game.

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/3 "2022-02-13T23:46:28Z")

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Another dinosaur movie? Remind me, are the dinosaurs DC or Marvel?

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/4 "2022-02-13T23:46:37Z")

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The McD’s “Uhhhhhhh…” commercial is flashback-inducing for anyone who’s ever worked a drive-thru.

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**Author:** ![Jungian\_Camisole1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jungian_camisole1/32/3646_2.png) [@Jungian\_Camisole1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jungian_Camisole1)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/5 "2022-02-13T23:55:36Z")

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Okay. Little Peggy was very cute, and now I want my own Peggy.

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/6 "2022-02-14T00:01:02Z")

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> [@Rilchiam](#):
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> The McD’s “Uhhhhhhh…” commercial is flashback-inducing for anyone who’s ever worked a drive-thru.

It’s definitely realistic. I can’t imagine that I’ll want to see it often in the future, though.

Just saw the Dolly Parton commercial. All-in-all, not Super Bowl quality, but it does have one funny part. (And I love Dolly!)

[http://www.cmt.com/news/1841196/watch-dolly-parton-miley-cyrus-team-for-tongue-in-cheek-super-bowl-commercials/](http://www.cmt.com/news/1841196/watch-dolly-parton-miley-cyrus-team-for-tongue-in-cheek-super-bowl-commercials/)

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/7 "2022-02-14T00:12:29Z")

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Honestly, I’m a little excited about the Jurassic World flick. Them bringing the OG characters together with the new characters is actually something that sounds fun. Plus if it’s the conclusion of the franchise I’m in.

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**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/8 "2022-02-14T00:12:36Z")

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QR code bouncing for 30 seconds? I’m not gonna read it.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/9 "2022-02-14T00:13:09Z")

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They correctly predicted my inability to ignore it.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/10 "2022-02-14T00:13:28Z")

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Bringing back characters from old movies feels like stage 4 of some Hollywood formula to distract us from them having zero new ideas by selling our own nostalgia back to us.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/11 "2022-02-14T00:14:25Z")

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You’re absolutely correct, but I really liked that first movie. In this specific instance I’m willing to allow it.

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**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/12 "2022-02-14T00:15:31Z")

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So you read the qr code? Where’d it lead?

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/13 "2022-02-14T00:16:33Z")

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Posted in the other thread, but it’s an ad for Coinbase. Takes you to a page to sign up for a promotion for new customers for their crypto exchange.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/14 "2022-02-14T00:22:53Z")

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I liked the Doritos one with the sloth and the beatboxing fox, and the next one with the callback to the Rock-a-fire Explosion.

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**Author:** ![Pavelb1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Pavelb1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pavelb1)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/15 "2022-02-14T00:22:59Z")

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Pant…Dr. Strange Commercial…pant…cant breath…cant breath…

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/16 "2022-02-14T00:35:13Z")

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That was a roller coaster. Barbie realizes the crushing dystopia we live in where ultra-wealthy people are pricing out normal people from having a place to live, but… rocket mortgage… so… okay… or something.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/17 "2022-02-14T00:37:49Z")

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That was a real commercial? Got my vote for worst of the night.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/18 "2022-02-14T00:43:20Z")

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Part 2 of Dolly/Miley for T-mobile underwhelms.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/19 "2022-02-14T00:45:58Z")

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I think everyone loves Dolly Parton and stooping for cell phones feels below her.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/20 "2022-02-14T00:46:44Z")

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Pretty much all the “funny” celeb ads are pure cringe.

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