# Super Bowl Commercials 2022 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** commercials-ads\ **Created:** [February 13, 2022, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425 "2022-02-13T22:44:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/21 "2022-02-14T00:52:58Z")
> [@SenorBeef](#): > > I think everyone loves Dolly Parton and stooping for cell phones feels below her It _does_. I thought she was going to tell me about a charity. _T-Mobile?!_ Really? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/22 "2022-02-14T00:55:59Z")
I am so sick of these freakin’ crypto commercials. ---
**Author:** ![duality72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duality72/32/3910_2.png) [@duality72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duality72)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/23 "2022-02-14T00:57:52Z")
To me, that’s the cringy part. If Dolly wants to hawk some goods, that’s fine. But playing off of her reputation as a humanitarian to “think of the phones” or whatever just feels off. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/24 "2022-02-14T01:02:21Z")
I kept waiting for the altruistic, but it never came. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/25 "2022-02-14T01:07:56Z")
Everything’s weak this far… ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/26 "2022-02-14T01:15:48Z")
As someone considering buying a house (but would never use Rocket Mortgage) the Barbie thing was both funny and way too close to reality. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/27 "2022-02-14T01:20:58Z")
I wonder if Megan Thee Stallion ever had a contemplative moment where she said to herself: I could have called myself anything, but I chose this and I’m stuck with it! Nobody told me stallions were male horses! ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/28 "2022-02-14T01:39:46Z")
That’s pretty much hip-hop in a nutshell. There’s a reason Sean Combs has had like 19 names at this point. There’s like 15 people with cringey “lil” names who are now in their mid 20s or 30s. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/29 "2022-02-14T01:43:59Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Megan Thee Stallion It has been Urban slang for “tall well built woman” for quite a while, though. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/30 "2022-02-14T01:46:10Z")
I thought the crypto ads were going to age like milk the fastest, but whatever that was for covid testing will probably beat them. ---
**Author:** ![duality72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duality72/32/3910_2.png) [@duality72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duality72)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/31 "2022-02-14T01:50:25Z")
Eh, it’s more of a general home laboratory testing device. It’s just that covid testing is the most relevant test right now. ---
**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/32 "2022-02-14T01:50:35Z")
The Chevrolet Sopranos new generation was great; its closing with AJ and Meadow made me really miss the show. I’m hoping someone will synch it up with the original show opening with them side-by-side; lots of the shots look like updates of the original. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/33 "2022-02-14T01:51:27Z")
It was a great nostalgia trip for Sopranos junkies. It was an utterly atrocious ad for an EV truck. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/34 "2022-02-14T01:52:26Z")
So AJ and Meadow aren’t dead? ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/35 "2022-02-14T01:54:13Z")
HOLEEEE SHIIIIT. Nerdgasm. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/36 "2022-02-14T01:54:17Z")
I’m not sure how Amazon managed to make everything in the Second Age look boring and generic, but they succeeded. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/37 "2022-02-14T01:54:25Z")
_The Lord of the Rings: Lords of Power_ looks good. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/38 "2022-02-14T01:54:58Z")
Hard disagree. I’m pretty worried about how this will turn out, but that was a killer teaser. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/39 "2022-02-14T01:59:37Z")
Pringles “Stuck on You” commercial was cute. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/40 "2022-02-14T02:00:37Z")
LOL, it’s almost like Anheuser-Busch doesn’t make beer any more. (yes, I know it was never beer, hur dur) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425.md?page=3)