# Super Bowl Commercials 2022

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** commercials-ads\
**Created:** [February 13, 2022, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425 "2022-02-13T22:44:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/41 "2022-02-14T02:01:11Z")

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I’m unreasonably enthusiastic about the Law & Order reboot.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/42 "2022-02-14T02:01:14Z")

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Robot dog!

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/43 "2022-02-14T02:03:12Z")

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That robodog identified John Connor’s car and the commercial ended before the bloodbath.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/44 "2022-02-14T02:06:15Z")

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Most inappropriate use of “Fly Me to the Moon” since it was the ending them to Neon Genesis Evangelion.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/45 "2022-02-14T02:06:41Z")

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Turk and JD. Wonderful.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/46 "2022-02-14T02:38:34Z")

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Commercials have been fairly non-notable this year so far.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/47 "2022-02-14T02:40:32Z")

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Weirdly the movie and TV teasers have blown the product ads out of the water.

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/48 "2022-02-14T02:40:55Z")

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Lots of “celebrities”. Catherine O’Hara, the fat slacker from the pawn shop show, and Tommy Davidson 🙄

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/49 "2022-02-14T02:41:25Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> It was a great nostalgia trip for Sopranos junkies. It was an utterly atrocious ad for an EV truck.

It’s no Eminem/Dylan/Eastwood introducing Chrysler, but we’ll take what we can.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/50 "2022-02-14T02:46:44Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> the movie and TV teasers have blown the product ads out of the water.

Oh, yeah. An HBO show about Magic and the Lakers? Sweet.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/51 "2022-02-14T04:01:10Z")

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I was amazed how they almost all sucked. Only one I liked was UberEats. The guy drinking the dishwashing liquid! I go. Oh wow! A guy drinking that! My boyfriend says, he’s not really drinking that, it’s colored water. Um, yes, I do know that, it’s the idea of it🙄

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/52 "2022-02-14T04:25:33Z")

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> [@Rilchiam](#):
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> The McD’s “Uhhhhhhh…” commercial is flashback-inducing for anyone who’s ever worked a drive-thru.

Or anyone’s who’s ordered from one, or tried to get a group of friends/family to give their orders… well, just anyone who’s ever had to make any decision.

Working on commercials, I used to rail at anyone who wrote “Words No One Would Ever Really Use.”

This ad was so refreshing: people talking the way people really talk!

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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/53 "2022-02-14T06:24:57Z")

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No Jonas brother can out cool Tommy Lee Jones.

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**Author:** ![Ryz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryz/32/13213_2.png) [@Ryz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryz)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/54 "2022-02-14T11:34:48Z")

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Over here in the UK we don’t get to see the commercials 🙁

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/55 "2022-02-14T12:14:00Z")

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The Doctor Strange one looks pretty damned tasty. And ScarJost was reasonably funny.

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**Author:** ![BwanaBob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bwanabob/32/2985_2.png) [@BwanaBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BwanaBob)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/56 "2022-02-14T13:44:35Z")

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Kevin Smith showed this to us in Clerks almost 30 years ago. Good ideas never die, eh?

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**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/57 "2022-02-14T13:46:19Z")

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My favorite was the one with Arnold pictured as Zeus! Very creative and funny!

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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/58 "2022-02-14T14:07:01Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> The Doctor Strange one looks pretty damned tasty. And ScarJost was reasonably funny.

I have to admit, the thought that Scarlet Johansson is in a production so bad her husband is getting ready to fake his own death makes me laugh.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/59 "2022-02-14T14:08:27Z")

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> [@Dag\_Otto](#):
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> Remind me, are the dinosaurs DC or Marvel?

Neither. Universal. The Universal Studios theme parks (well, Islands of Adventure in Orlando, anyway) used to center around the Jurassic Park films, before they created Harry Potter-land.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/60 "2022-02-14T14:08:52Z")

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> [@kitap](#):
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> her husband is getting ready to fake his own death

How could they tell?

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