# Super Bowl Commercials 2022

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** commercials-ads\
**Created:** [February 13, 2022, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425 "2022-02-13T22:44:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/61 "2022-02-14T14:11:37Z")

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> [@kitap](#):
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> the thought that Scarlet Johansson is in a production so bad her husband is getting ready to fake his own death makes me laugh.

(in a terrible Scottish? Irish? accent) “Can’t you see? The treasure all along … it was you!”

“Love the eye patch …”

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/62 "2022-02-14T14:13:19Z")

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I did break into laughter at one point in the NFL ad with the video game players running rampant through the house …

“Rest in power, Mee-Maw!”

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**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/63 "2022-02-14T15:00:15Z")

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She’s gotta pay a lot of tuition bills…

> **[Dolly Parton’s Dollywood to pay full tuition for employees pursuing college](https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/feb/10/dolly-parton-dollywood-pay-tuition-employees-college-degree)**
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> Employees who choose to ‘continue to grow’ will have their tuition, associated fees, and books covered by the theme park

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/64 "2022-02-14T15:18:15Z")

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I was at a SB party so I didn’t pay too close attention to the commercials. But a couple “event-style” SB commercials I did catch, like a Doritos commercial that featured animated talking animals, and curiously another commercial that also featured animated animals, this time a ‘Meta’ commercial with Chuck E. Cheese style animatronic animals that got surreal, both had a sad “try-hard” feel to them, like they were laboring to stand out and be noticed: Look at Me! Look at Me!

Sorry, got to take a pee and get some more snacks.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/65 "2022-02-14T15:42:49Z")

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> Only one I liked was UberEats.

We liked that one too. Especially the Candle that Smells like Someone’s Vagina. (I didn’t remember which actress did that, but I did recall the story)

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/66 "2022-02-14T16:06:36Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> We liked that one too. Especially the Candle that Smells like Someone’s Vagina. (I didn’t remember which actress did that, but I did recall the story)

Yes! Very funny! It’s [a real product](https://goop.com/heretic-this-smells-like-my-vagina-candle/p/) in Gwenneth Paltrow’s Goop line and that was her taking a bite out of it, covering up part of the label. Very funny! (Also anything Jennifer Coolidge does it very funny)

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/67 "2022-02-14T16:40:22Z")

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> [@Southern\_Yankee](#):
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> She’s gotta pay a lot of tuition bills…

Dolly Parton could sit on a stool on a bare stage, ask for money, promise to do something good with it, and millions of people would send it to her without question.

Including me.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials-2022/959425/68 "2022-02-14T16:59:13Z")

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OK, goofing around on my usual time-wasting sites I came across one of those '10 best SB commercial" articles and watched the Paul Rudd / Seth Rogan Lays commercial, which I had seen last night but paid maybe 1% attention to at the time. I have to admit, this time I literally LOLed at that one.

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