# Super Bowl commercials **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 7, 2016, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497 "2016-02-07T23:45:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497/41 "2016-02-08T02:24:40Z")
Don’t forget sheep hauling! ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497/42 "2016-02-08T02:25:38Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > There was a commercial for a Honda Ridgeline pickup truck with a “truck bed audio system.” Tell me, when exactly, do people need audio blaring from the beds of their pickup trucks? You’ve never heard of the “tailgate party” concept? I’m not a sports fan whatsoever but even I got the obvious target there. ---
**Author:** ![Reyemile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@Reyemile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reyemile)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497/43 "2016-02-08T02:28:21Z")
Apparently this game will make people boink tonight and that’s worth singing about. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497/44 "2016-02-08T02:28:50Z")
Super Bowl Babies. Because we all just LOVE to imagine our parents fucking!! > [@ZipperJJ](#): > > Don’t forget sheep hauling! You misspelled… no, not gonna do it! ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497/45 "2016-02-08T02:28:58Z")
Turn on the stereo and leave the doors open. Car owners had that one figured out decades ago. I guess it’s true what they say about pickup drivers. . . 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497/46 "2016-02-08T02:29:40Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > For a second the ad with Liam Neeson looked like it was gonna be for a new Tron movie. Quite disappointing that it was only for LG monitors. Apparently the kid with the long hair is Neeson’s son. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497/47 "2016-02-08T02:30:38Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > > [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > > > There was a commercial for a Honda Ridgeline pickup truck with a “truck bed audio system.” Tell me, when exactly, do people need audio blaring from the beds of their pickup trucks? > > You’ve never heard of the “tailgate party” concept? I’m not a sports fan whatsoever but even I got the obvious target there. I’m from Connecticut; of course I’ve heard of tailgate parties. But I’ve also been forced to hear the music from another car when we’re both stopped at a traffic light. Not everyone in the vicinity wants to hear what you’re playing. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497/48 "2016-02-08T02:30:55Z")
We had a local ad featuring Mike Tyson. It is for a plumbing/HVAC company. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497/49 "2016-02-08T02:34:14Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Apparently the kid with the long hair is Neeson’s son. I bet he never misbehaved. Imagine Liam Neeson is your dad! ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497/50 "2016-02-08T02:37:18Z")
Jeep remains uninspiring this year. ---
**Author:** ![Absolute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Absolute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absolute)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497/51 "2016-02-08T02:42:05Z")
Sorry marketdroids, no matter how much you paid Christopher Walken, your car is still the beige pair of socks. Especially in dishwasher white. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497/52 "2016-02-08T02:42:40Z")
If Christopher Walken is in my walk-in closet, I’m walking out. And yeah, it’s a Kia fer cryin’ out loud… ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497/53 "2016-02-08T02:42:45Z")
I enjoyed the Prius ad, but the Kia Optima/beige sock ad actually made me chuckle. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497/54 "2016-02-08T02:52:34Z")
Don’t drive drunk, or Helen Mirren will kick your ass. She probably could, too. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497/55 "2016-02-08T02:52:55Z")
Helen Mirren is gorgeous ---
**Author:** ![Quercus\_alba](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quercus_alba/32/4061_2.png) [@Quercus\_alba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus_alba)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497/56 "2016-02-08T02:52:58Z")
The domestic violence PSA was perfect. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497/57 "2016-02-08T02:53:23Z")
Ugh, it was a Bud ad, but day-um, Helen Mirren. Is there any lady with more style and class? ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497/58 "2016-02-08T02:53:27Z")
Well I was about to drive somewhere hammered but if Dame Helen disapproves, I will not be a pillock. How many people across America are looking up the definition of “pillock” right now? ---
**Author:** ![Absolute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Absolute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absolute)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497/59 "2016-02-08T02:55:29Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > Well I was about to drive somewhere hammered but if Dame Helen disapproves, I will not be a pillock. > > How many people across America are looking up the definition of “pillock” right now? Problem is, none of them know how to spell it. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497/60 "2016-02-08T02:55:34Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > Well I was about to drive somewhere hammered but if Dame Helen disapproves, I will not be a pillock. > > How many people across America are looking up the definition of “pillock” right now? You think we even know how to spell it? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-commercials/745497.md?page=4)