# Super Bowl Haiku.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-haiku/649344>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [February 5, 2013, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-haiku/649344 "2013-02-05T00:19:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-haiku/649344/1 "2013-02-05T00:19:48Z")

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Bring it on. 😃  
A field of battle.  
Absent illumination,  
The balance shifted.

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-haiku/649344/2 "2013-02-05T00:34:37Z")

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There was a game? When?  
I willl have to search online:  
Time to watch the ads.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-haiku/649344/3 "2013-02-05T00:55:09Z")

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Spent the day at work  
I don’t ever watch pro sports  
Amateur, either.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-haiku/649344/4 "2013-02-06T21:31:03Z")

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The Ravens won, and  
put a smile on the face of  
Edgar Allen Poe.

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-haiku/649344/5 "2013-02-06T21:36:43Z")

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Spicy food abounds.  
Cajun themed party, of course.  
Monday I had gas.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-haiku/649344/6 "2013-02-06T23:36:17Z")

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Baltimore Ravens  
and San Fran Forty-Niners  
Hey where are the lights?

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-haiku/649344/7 "2013-02-06T23:36:59Z")

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Clever thread idea  
Not so many posts so far  
It had such promise !!!  
😃

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-haiku/649344/8 "2013-02-06T23:47:19Z")

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Is a football game  
worthy of such poetry?  
Well maybe the ads…

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-haiku/649344/9 "2013-02-06T23:58:15Z")

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Never A bad time  
For a well-reasoned Haiku.  
Cold beer anyone?