# Super Bowl haikus

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-haikus/343292>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 6, 2006, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-haikus/343292 "2006-02-06T20:45:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-haikus/343292/41 "2006-02-07T20:50:22Z")

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The ads were boring.  
More movies with explosions?  
How very novel.

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**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-haikus/343292/42 "2006-02-07T20:51:11Z")

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My eyes are bleeding.  
Yuck, skeletons on parade.  
Mick’s arm flaps scare me.

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