# Super Bowl Readiness Checklist

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-readiness-checklist/288537>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 5, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-readiness-checklist/288537 "2005-02-05T17:05:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Broken\_Wind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Broken\_Wind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Wind)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-readiness-checklist/288537/1 "2005-02-05T17:05:51Z")

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A copy of our SBS plans.

Anywhere that ‘Rob’ appears should be replaced with ‘John Dohhh’; anywhere that ‘Will’ appears should be replaced with  
‘Sex God’:

Hey kids,

To get into the spirit of

**SUPER!!!** \<\<SUPER!!!\>\> **BOWL!!!** \<\<BOWL!!!\>\> **SUNDAY!!!** \<\<SUNDAY!!!\>\>

and the requisite drunken debauchery that needs to accompany this annual offering to the football gods, I was thinkin’ maybe we should have prizes and flags for various categories (since we don’t have a betting pool… yet)

First to arrive at Rob’s place (no Rob, you don’t count) - PRIZE!  
Last to arrive at Rob’s place - FLAG!  
First to spill/drop something on Rob’s floor - FLAG!  
Opening kickoff beer chug winner - PRIZE!  
Eater of the most wings/ribs/etc. - PRIZE!  
Person to sit closest to Will post wing-rib consumption - PRIZE? (a lifetime supply of air freshener)  
Ditto above for Rob - PRIZE?  
Loudest/longest belch and/or belch the American Anthem - PRIZE!  
Wardrobe malfunction - PRIZE?/FLAG? (conditional upon the goods offered)  
Paying attention to the halftime show - FLAG!  
Praying to the porcelain god (except during the halftime show) - FLAG!  
Talking during the commercials - FLAG! (cuz the commercials is really what the Super Bowl is all about, isn’t it?)  
Leaving before the end of the game - DOUBLE FLAG!

Prizes and Flags are TBD, but I’m assuming they will both involve alcohol in some way, shape or form.

Just an ideer… suggestions / additions are welcome (although criticisms will be noted and logged under the ‘Payback’ quadrant of my brain…)

W 🙂