# Super Bowl XLV

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [February 1, 2011, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789 "2011-02-01T16:32:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789/181 "2011-02-07T00:48:27Z")

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Polamalu should have been nailed with a flag for launching with his helmet on that TD catch. Just saying.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789/182 "2011-02-07T00:51:55Z")

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Is it just me or are the commercials really fucking weak this year? What was with the midget Darth Vader? I did not get that?

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789/183 "2011-02-07T00:52:48Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> Polamalu should have been nailed with a flag for launching with his helmet on that TD catch. Just saying.

Eh, I don’t think so. It was a withering hit, and kudos to Jennings for hanging onto the ball.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789/184 "2011-02-07T00:53:46Z")

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Aren’t these guys trained on how to fall? What’s with all the dings?

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789/185 "2011-02-07T00:53:51Z")

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It was a kid, trying out his imaginary force powers. Are you serious?

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789/186 "2011-02-07T00:53:53Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Is it just me or are the commercials really fucking weak this year? What was with the midget Darth Vader? I did not get that?

Personally I thought that was one of the better ones so far…I agree that the others have been pretty lame, although the Audi R8 commercial was pretty good too.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789/187 "2011-02-07T00:55:05Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Is it just me or are the commercials really fucking weak this year? What was with the midget Darth Vader? I did not get that?

It was a little boy who was obsessed with Star Wars. His dad hit the remote starter to make him think he had the Force. I thought that was one of the better commercials of the night so far.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789/188 "2011-02-07T00:55:47Z")

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This game may be won based upon which team is still able to field 11 players at the end of the game.

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789/189 "2011-02-07T00:56:57Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> Polamalu should have been nailed with a flag for launching with his helmet on that TD catch. Just saying.

Maybe they’ll hit him really big with a fine. A Head and Shoulders paycheck.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789/190 "2011-02-07T00:57:02Z")

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> [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](#):
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> And the Steelers aren’t just falling apart, they’re flying apart like shrapnel.

Ravens were up 21-3 a few weeks ago. Of course rodgers isn’t Flacco.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789/191 "2011-02-07T00:58:57Z")

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Well, at least the bleeding’s stopped…

Roethlisberger was trying to throw that out of bounds. He got extremely lucky that it was caught be a guy in a white jersey.

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**Author:** ![UncleNito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7cd45c/32.png) [@UncleNito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleNito)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789/192 "2011-02-07T01:00:58Z")

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I’d rather be up 11 than down 11, but we need those DBs back. A TD to open the half wouldn’t hurt either.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789/193 "2011-02-07T01:03:28Z")

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Steelers finally got something going at the end of the half. Roethlisberger needs to stop throwing it to the defense. That’s the difference in the game.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789/194 "2011-02-07T01:04:31Z")

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> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#):
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> Eh, I don’t think so. It was a withering hit, and kudos to Jennings for hanging onto the ball.

If the NFL wants to be even remotely consistent that’s what the call should be. He very obviously left his feet and led with his helmet into the helmet of a defenseless WR. It was basically the same as the call on Merriweather’s hit on Heap in the Pats game earlier this year. You can disagree with the NFL’s decision to police this stuff and the rules, but based on how they’ve been talking all year long that was a text book foul. I suspect he’ll be fined heavily.

> [@Frank](#):
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> Aren’t these guys trained on how to fall? What’s with all the dings?

I’m beginning to wonder if there’s something up with the turf. Seems like a crazy number of guys are getting hurt falling to it and seemingly routine plays, like the damn thing is frozen solid. I haven’t watched enough Cowboys games this year to know if that’s been a trend in the new stadium or not.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789/195 "2011-02-07T01:08:01Z")

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Oooh, halftime. I don’t know what I like better…the halftime shows or the annual pit thread on here that the Superbowl halftime show always seems to lead to.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789/196 "2011-02-07T01:13:19Z")

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Yes, I think I will be pitting puppies and kitties this year for not being cute enough.  
What do you mean the Black Eyed Peas was playing?

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789/197 "2011-02-07T01:13:57Z")

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I don’t know who the he’ll these assholes are but I’d rather listen to autotuned diarrhea on YouTube. Awful.

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**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789/198 "2011-02-07T01:14:50Z")

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So, when are they gonna chase these random fans off the stage and start playing music?

/Slash is going to hell for his contribution to this.

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789/199 "2011-02-07T01:14:55Z")

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Why is Troy Polamalu playing guitar with the Black Eyed Peas?

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**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlv/569789/200 "2011-02-07T01:15:07Z")

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Hey whaddaya know? Fergie’s caterwauling sounds an awful lot like Axl’s caterwauling.

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