# Super Bowl XLVII Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [February 3, 2013, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249 "2013-02-03T20:16:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/41 "2013-02-04T00:14:03Z")

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Miners killing themselves.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/42 "2013-02-04T00:19:35Z")

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Flaccid? Miners? I think I’ll be turning off my spell checker on my phone.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/43 "2013-02-04T00:21:45Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> Flaccid? Miners? I think I’ll be turning off my spell checker on my phone.

I dunno… I thought they were intentional…and not entirely inappropriate 🙂

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/44 "2013-02-04T00:22:21Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> Miners killing themselves.

Really!  
And hey, “Miners” isn’t too bad an autocorrect.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/45 "2013-02-04T00:31:09Z")

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Horrible pass by Kaepernick.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/46 "2013-02-04T00:31:41Z")

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Jeez Niners, you’re giving it away! Of course, playing and winning from behind is their MO, so I guess we will see. Another Ratbird TD here is pretty bad for them though.

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**Author:** ![Laggard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de053/32.png) [@Laggard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laggard)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/47 "2013-02-04T00:31:57Z")

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No idea why Williams was not ejected.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/48 "2013-02-04T00:33:32Z")

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> [@Laggard](#):
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> No idea why Williams was not ejected.

Do you really want to eject a player in the Super Bowl if you’re the ref?

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/49 "2013-02-04T00:41:48Z")

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The fake kick was a weird call, but not for the obvious reasons. What if Tucker gets injured in the play?

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/50 "2013-02-04T00:45:23Z")

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If the Niners can manage to go into halftime only down 14-3 after getting outplayed so thoroughly, that’ll be a small victory itself.

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**Author:** ![Absolute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Absolute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absolute)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/51 "2013-02-04T00:49:07Z")

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Ha ha ha, what the hell was that?

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/52 "2013-02-04T00:49:28Z")

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That was just sad, that’s what that was.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/53 "2013-02-04T00:49:39Z")

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Well so much for that. But yeah, there has been some ugly play…

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/54 "2013-02-04T00:49:53Z")

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What unholy ritual have the Ravens worked that caused safeties to forget how to play football?

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/55 "2013-02-04T00:50:59Z")

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Good to see homophobe Culliver getting toasted.

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**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/56 "2013-02-04T00:56:07Z")

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Well, if the Niners’ plan was to make the Ravens overconfident, they’re doing a good job. Even if I didn’t live in Baltimore I’d enjoy this just to hear the Raven haters whine.

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**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/57 "2013-02-04T00:56:19Z")

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If the Niners can score here, then get a stop after 1/2 time, this could still be a game.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/58 "2013-02-04T01:00:56Z")

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Lots of fucking mistakes and I’m not happy.

😃

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/59 "2013-02-04T01:03:17Z")

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Can anyone tell me how long halftime is?

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/60 "2013-02-04T01:04:07Z")

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San Francisco definitely has the ability to come back from a 15 point halftime deficit…but they need to start playing just a little bit of defense first.  
Halftime at the Super Bowl is probably half an hour or so, if memory serves.

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