# Super Bowl XLVII Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [February 3, 2013, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249 "2013-02-03T20:16:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/61 "2013-02-04T01:04:09Z")

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I think it’s about 25 min.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/62 "2013-02-04T01:08:45Z")

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> [@Who\_me\_1](#):
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> Well, if the Niners’ plan was to make the Ravens overconfident, they’re doing a good job. Even if I didn’t live in Baltimore I’d enjoy this just to hear the Raven haters whine.

But at the end of the day, you still live in Baltimore.

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/63 "2013-02-04T01:09:25Z")

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I have a rough idea how long a Super Bowl halftime runs… I was just curious if there is an exact amount of time set aside (e.g. 20 mins., 30 mins.) like regular season games.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/64 "2013-02-04T01:11:01Z")

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Are we going to have a wardrobe malfunction or some other ‘controversy?’ And no, I don’t want to see any gangnam style BS.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/65 "2013-02-04T01:13:08Z")

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Well, at the start of the game I had wings, cheese sticks, some summer sausage and cheese, and a deep dish shipped from Chicago. Is it time for some chips and guac for the second half?

Maybe I’d like this halftime show more if I knew anything by or about Beyonce. Bring back the geezer bands!

Didn’t Shatner already do the multiple selves while singing?

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**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/66 "2013-02-04T01:14:18Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> But at the end of the day, you still live in Baltimore.

Which, were you to live here, you would discover is a great city with plenty going for it.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/67 "2013-02-04T01:14:31Z")

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Uhhh… this show sucks. Put the analysts back on.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/68 "2013-02-04T01:14:33Z")

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Somebody tell me when it’s over…we’re switching over to the Puppy Bowl for halftime. I can catch any commercials I miss online tomorrow.

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/69 "2013-02-04T01:15:31Z")

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> [@asterion](#):
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> Maybe I’d like this halftime show more if I knew anything by or about Beyonce. Bring back the geezer bands!

Specifically [this one](http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/score-forget-beyonce-call-weird-al-article-1.1253856).

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**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/70 "2013-02-04T01:15:51Z")

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> [@2gigch1](#):
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> Which, were you to live here, you would discover is a great city with plenty going for it.

And is not Pittsburgh.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/71 "2013-02-04T01:16:11Z")

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Am I supposed to see a vase or something in the middle between those two faces?

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**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/72 "2013-02-04T01:16:39Z")

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The game needs to get back on. Beyonce is beautiful and has a wonderful voice and seems genuinely happy to on but isn’t singing at all really. I’ve heard 2 min of singing and 10 min of background music and grunts ☹

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/73 "2013-02-04T01:16:58Z")

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> [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](#):
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> Can anyone tell me how long halftime is?

This halftime show is about 25 eons of glass eating long.

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/74 "2013-02-04T01:19:08Z")

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Well, the Destiny’s Child reunion is kind of cool.

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**Author:** ![Wakinyan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wakinyan/32/352_2.png) [@Wakinyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wakinyan)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/75 "2013-02-04T01:23:27Z")

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If Kaepernick hadn’t thrown the first interception the momentum would probably be the reversed at half time. At that point there seemed like the Ravens didn’t find a way to stop the 49ers offense. At first Kaepernick and the 49ers offense seemed nervous, but they shook it off and got things going like they plowed through the playoffs; but after the first interception the nerves took over and with it the Ravens. If the 49ers once more find themselves and get some momentum going I think this game is far from over. But they must produce several touch downs because their defense back field is not up to par and the Ravens will probably score two times more.

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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/76 "2013-02-04T01:24:15Z")

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Why is Foxy Cleopatra doing the haftime show?

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/77 "2013-02-04T01:27:52Z")

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Ugh. Does _anyone_ actually watch _Two Broke Girls_ (with the sound on ;))?

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/78 "2013-02-04T01:28:05Z")

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I don’t know Foxy Cleopatra is doing the halftime show, but I know she SLAYED IT!

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/79 "2013-02-04T01:28:45Z")

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> [@Wakinyan](#):
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> If Kaepernick hadn’t thrown the first interception the momentum would probably be the reversed at half time. At that point there seemed like the Ravens didn’t find a way to stop the 49ers offense. At first Kaepernick and the 49ers offense seemed nervous, but they shook it off and got things going like they plowed through the playoffs; but after the first interception the nerves took over and with it the Ravens. If the 49ers once more find themselves and get some momentum going I think this game is far from over. But they must produce several touch downs because their defense back field is not up to par and the Ravens will probably score two times more.

If my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle.

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**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/80 "2013-02-04T01:30:56Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> I don’t know Foxy Cleopatra is doing the halftime show, but I know she SLAYED IT!

I disagree, she has one of the, if not the best voice in the industry imo and sadly except for the last song she was just eye candy ☹ (Sweet sweet eye candy of course)

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