# Super Bowl XLVII Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [February 3, 2013, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249 "2013-02-03T20:16:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Absolute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Absolute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absolute)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/81 "2013-02-04T01:32:05Z")
Oh dear god. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/82 "2013-02-04T01:32:30Z")
Woooo hooooooooo! ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/83 "2013-02-04T01:32:36Z")
I think I’m gonna go back to the Puppy Bowl. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/84 "2013-02-04T01:32:38Z")
The Niners really mailed in that first half, hope they are better in the second half, I can’t stomach RayRay getting a chance to do his dance with the trophy. …no such luck. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/85 "2013-02-04T01:33:05Z")
When the Niners won 55-10 those many years ago, I thought that was the most shameful performance I ever saw. This has it beat. ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/86 "2013-02-04T01:33:40Z")
Wow, just wow, Ray Lewis goes out on top. I despise that man, but his team is the better team tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/87 "2013-02-04T01:33:52Z")
Wow. What a run back. Is that a record? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/88 "2013-02-04T01:33:57Z")
Fucking Jacoby. We trade him because he blew the playoff game against the Ravens last year and he’s been nothing but gold ever since. ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/89 "2013-02-04T01:35:13Z")
> [@Enginerd](#): > > Woooo hooooooooo! Yes! It ain’t over yet, but it’s looking good so far. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/90 "2013-02-04T01:35:49Z")
> [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](#): > > When the Niners won 55-10 those many years ago, I thought that was the most shameful performance I ever saw. > > This has it beat. And they beat Denver. So, if the Ravens wipe the floor with the Niners, does that mean the Broncos got revenge 25+ years later? ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/91 "2013-02-04T01:35:51Z")
Say… has there ever been a 100+ yard return that _didn’t_ score a TD? ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/92 "2013-02-04T01:36:01Z")
> [@Cubsfan](#): > > Wow. What a run back. Is that a record? So says the play-by-play crew… ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/93 "2013-02-04T01:36:31Z")
Niners really shitting the bed. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/94 "2013-02-04T01:36:59Z")
J.Jones is 49er kryptonite this postseason. James Jones (GB): 4 catches, 87 yards, 1 TD Julio Jones (ATL): 11/182/2 Jacoby Jones: we’ll see! ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/95 "2013-02-04T01:37:43Z")
Okay, who turned out the lights? The NFL doesn’t have a mercy rule. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/96 "2013-02-04T01:38:10Z")
Shenanigans! ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/97 "2013-02-04T01:38:23Z")
Looks like half the power is out in the Superdome. Probably on the 49ers side. ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/98 "2013-02-04T01:38:53Z")
> [@asterion](#): > > Okay, who turned out the lights? The NFL doesn’t have a mercy rule. Apparently the ghost of Don Meredith has called the game… ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/99 "2013-02-04T01:39:22Z")
There is no length Jim Harbaugh won’t go to to not lose. ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/100 "2013-02-04T01:41:16Z")
Time to flip on the first episode of The Americans and pretend Ray Lewis doesn’t exist. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249.md?page=6)