# Super Bowl XLVII Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [February 3, 2013, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249 "2013-02-03T20:16:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/101 "2013-02-04T01:41:47Z")

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Looks like they have enough lights to play, imho. But what do I know?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/102 "2013-02-04T01:41:50Z")

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Is this a Katrina tribute?

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**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/103 "2013-02-04T01:42:33Z")

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> [@Suburban\_Plankton](#):
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> Apparently the ghost of Don Meredith has called the game…

Got to give your post its props. Loved Dandy Don on MNF.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/104 "2013-02-04T01:43:01Z")

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I guess God has decided this has gone on long enough, since He turned off the lights so everyone would go home.

ETA: Beaten by a better quip by **Suburban Plankton**.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/105 "2013-02-04T01:44:27Z")

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So is there a rule about this? What happens if they can’t fix the lights?

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**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/106 "2013-02-04T01:44:31Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> There is no length Jim Harbaugh won’t go to to not lose.

Best tweet I seen

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> Jim Harbaiugh’s halftime adjustment was Trent Baalke with a pipe wrench at the transformer

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/107 "2013-02-04T01:45:23Z")

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Why couldn’t the power have gone out during the halftime show?

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**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/108 "2013-02-04T01:45:51Z")

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Has there been a Superbowl before that’s lost power? Crazy times.

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/109 "2013-02-04T01:46:02Z")

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Well, this isn’t the first time the Niners have had a long-term power outage.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/110 "2013-02-04T01:47:07Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> So is there a rule about this? What happens if they can’t fix the lights?

I think the Saints have to forfeit their first home game next season.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/111 "2013-02-04T01:47:28Z")

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> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#):
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> Looks like half the power is out in the Superdome. Probably on the 49ers side.

Winner!

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/112 "2013-02-04T01:47:39Z")

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I would point out that this is the best chance Ray Lewis will get to get in just one last stabbing.

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**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/113 "2013-02-04T01:47:50Z")

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Second best one…

“The 49ers have stepped up, they have not allowed the Ravens to score in 10 minutes”

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**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/114 "2013-02-04T01:48:52Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> I would point out that this is the best chance Ray Lewis will get to get in just one last stabbing.

Thanks I snorted and made people look at me funny 😃

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/115 "2013-02-04T01:50:18Z")

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The bigger question here:

What happens if CBS runs out of commercials?

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/116 "2013-02-04T01:51:14Z")

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Well, \*force majeure \*was about the one thing that could stop things continuing to get worse, but this forced recess is likely to lead to yet more ugly play.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/117 "2013-02-04T01:51:36Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> So is there a rule about this? What happens if they can’t fix the lights?

After 30 minutes they have to turn on the sprinklers.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/118 "2013-02-04T01:53:50Z")

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While we’re stopped, did nobody notice the gigantic hold on that big return? Two Ravens were making out with Brice Miller.

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/119 "2013-02-04T01:54:23Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> After 30 minutes they have to turn on the sprinklers.

Worse - they bring Beyonce back out.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-bowl-xlvii-thread/649249/120 "2013-02-04T01:54:57Z")

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Marblemouth is saying this delay is fortunate for the 49ers because of momentum, but I’d have to say the team ahead gets a bigger benefit from having a rested defense which is the most significant factor in a comeback. But I guess you can argue that it also allows the losing team’s defense to recharge and force more 3 and outs.

Edit: Which reminds me, I’d like to point out that Shannon Sharpe has, for years, held a job where his main purpose is talking.

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