# Super Low Jeans **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 29, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824 "2001-11-29T01:04:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/21 "2001-11-29T13:42:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Linear Crack \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by The Big Cheese \* > > **…My 7 year old neice has some and they look so cute on her.** > > uh…:eek: \*\* Hey, I was referring to the bell-bottoms on her! Don’t go there. Bell-bottoms on a little kid look so cool. 🙂 Thanks for the visual **CRorex** , I’m glad I didn’t read that before I went to bed and had some nightmares. And yes, yes I do bowl. This wwas about 10pm on a saturday night, there aren’t any nasty old men out there at that time, unless you include me. I just don’t feel right saying ‘panties’. It’s just not right. I can understand what some of y’all are saying about seeing a little bit, but sometimes…sheesh, leave the grannies in the back of the drawer! And isn’t it the young guys who shuffle around in those huge, wide, floor sweeper jeans that have them down to their knees that are displaying to the world their underwear? Don’t get me started on that. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/22 "2001-11-29T14:23:58Z")
When my pants are a little too low, I like to wear boxers that show. I like the look, altho I think its outdated. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/23 "2001-11-29T19:02:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*warmgun \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally by **Bob Scene** > > Anything you women might happen to reveal with your super low jeans is **fine** with me. > > Ditt - the fuck- O! Did any of y’all happen to see the pictures of **Seadiver** at **Coldie-Spiny-LA-Dope**? Great jumpin’ hornytoads, she can pull off the _low-pants, thong showing_ look like a champ. 'Course, wearing a shiney silver thong helps 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/24 "2001-11-29T19:21:32Z")
“Hey, bay-beeee! Those jeans get any lower an’ yer gonna find me peepin’ back up a-cha!” Just practicing my [technique](http://www.theonion.com/onion3743/disadvantaged_men.html). ---
**Author:** ![MalFrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@MalFrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MalFrog)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/25 "2001-11-29T19:35:28Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **CRorex** _ > Damnit I want my word for my underwear that has the equivelent taboo for females. Y-Fronts? ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/26 "2001-11-29T20:58:52Z")
I think there are a few Dopers around here who would like to champion the use of the word UNDERPANTS, please. See? It’s unisex. And funny, too. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/27 "2001-11-29T21:10:23Z")
[/QUOTE] \*\*Did any of y’all happen to see the pictures of **Seadiver** at **Coldie-Spiny-LA-Dope**? Great jumpin’ hornytoads, she can pull off the _low-pants, thong showing_ look like a champ. 'Course, wearing a shiney silver thong helps 😉 \*\* [/QUOTE] Umm…no. Cite please? Or at least a link? We’re all friends here. ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/28 "2001-11-30T06:23:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Did any of y’all happen to see the pictures of **Seadiver** at **Coldie-Spiny-LA-Dope**? Great jumpin’ hornytoads, she can pull off the _low-pants, thong showing_ look like a champ. > 'Course, wearing a shiney silver thong helps 😉 \*\* Actually, that was a metal belt. Her pants were so low waisted, that the belt loops stuck out above the waist band, so it looked like a thong. ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/29 "2001-11-30T06:26:26Z")
A picture is worth a thousand words, you guys! ---
**Author:** ![SeaDiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@SeaDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDiver)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/30 "2001-11-30T07:33:39Z")
For the love of all that is dear and true, that was a belt, and very much intentional! Thanks for saying I could have pulled it off anyway, and a thank you to the fashion-aware Doob for explaining the pants. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/31 "2001-11-30T12:36:58Z")
No, **SeaDiver** , thank YOU! THANK YOU very very much! [Cite](http://albums.photopoint.com/j/ViewPhoto?u=1157800&a=13942285&p=55923584) ---
**Author:** ![Kamikazee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Kamikazee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamikazee)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/32 "2001-11-30T15:12:27Z")
OK maybe I’m new to these parts… but this is a PIT rant? Come on guys get thee to the MPSIMS. OTOH low rider jeans mmmmmmmmmmmm 🙂 K ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/33 "2001-11-30T15:23:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Doobieous \*\* > Whoosh! Yes, I know it was a belt, and yes, I saw the actual panties, too, and the loops, hence the 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SeaDiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@SeaDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDiver)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/34 "2001-11-30T18:12:52Z")
Pffft! That’s not even a good picture of it! And let’s just clarify that the strap of the actual undies was showing, _not_ the actual panties. Don’t drag the rest of us into your pit of kilt-inspired controversies! 🙂 Just as a funny aside, I was wearing those pants in Vegas and a stripper jokingly asked me how I got the night off. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/35 "2001-11-30T18:52:10Z")
There musta been a strong wind coming in from the left side of that picture. Both figures are leaning dramatically to the right. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Monocracy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monocracy/32/4493_2.png) [@Monocracy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monocracy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/36 "2001-11-30T19:44:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*No, **SeaDiver** , thank YOU! THANK YOU very very much! > > [Cite](http://albums.photopoint.com/j/ViewPhoto?u=1157800&a=13942285&p=55923584) \*\* I sure hope they recaptured that man and brought him back to the carnival where he can continue working his days as “Chubby Hawaiin Shirt Wearing Weirdo”. ---
**Author:** ![SeaDiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@SeaDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDiver)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/37 "2001-11-30T22:05:28Z")
That was mean. ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/38 "2001-11-30T22:08:03Z")
> [@](#): > > Btw why the hell do we call them panties? Why do we have a female term for underwear and a unisex term!? Damnit I want my male underwear word thingy… god i need more tequila Briefs? You can call 'em tighty whities or Supermans. ---
**Author:** ![jane\_says](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/47e85d/32.png) [@jane\_says](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jane_says)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/39 "2001-12-01T00:42:25Z")
I have a pair of “stripper drawers” too. I just got them a couple of weeks ago. They’re orange with pink trim, and have pink strings on the left side about 6"-8" with beads on the ends. I’ve recently become quite vain, so I think I look really hot in my super-low-rise khaki butt-huggers with my panty strings hanging out the side like I don’t know any better. My mother kept whispering “Your underwear is showing!” fiercely at Thanksgiving, and I kept acting shocked. Only recently I have begun to wear girlie stuff, so maybe I’m going a bit overboard with it yet. ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/40 "2001-12-01T06:50:10Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Monocracy_ > **I sure hope they recaptured that man and brought him back to the carnival where he can continue working his days as “Chubby Hawaiin Shirt Wearing Weirdo”.** Ha ha! I am a fat Hawaiian shirt-wearing weirdo from Hell, and I’m **still** cooler than you’ll ever be! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824.md?page=3)