# Super Low Jeans

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 29, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824 "2001-11-29T01:04:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/41 "2001-12-01T07:04:38Z")

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**JANE\_SAYS!**

There is **no such thing** as “going overboard” in this matter.

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**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/42 "2001-12-01T08:13:48Z")

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Ok to end this freaking arguement onece wand wforealle fs…

fuck

Tslly still trying to ypted typed andddder DASDLFHSOKGUH

Still tryinkg … trying to figuteff out how to use the bacvkspace key on the new keyborad (bought a new comp 2 wesks ago) and its realy hard when drunk.

I don’t call underwear anything but underwear, the asexual term.

Then agin I think its cause I’m not especially turned on my women in sexy s eundr under eawer wear.

To me, the geatest gereatg greatest turn on is a women in the thorwes of passion.

That magnificant mixuter of pleasure and pain as you are giving her, the onyte you care about, the most pleausre you can achive.

Ok, I also like sockings/panythoes (its al egg thing)

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**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/43 "2001-12-01T23:17:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jane\_says \*  
> \*\*I have a pair of “stripper drawers” too. I just got them a couple of weeks ago. They’re orange with pink trim, and have pink strings on the left side about 6"-8" with beads on the ends. I’ve recently become quite vain, so I think I look really hot in my super-low-rise khaki butt-huggers with my panty strings hanging out the side like I don’t know any better.
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> My mother kept whispering “Your underwear is showing!” fiercely at Thanksgiving, and I kept acting shocked. Only recently I have begun to wear girlie stuff, so maybe I’m going a bit overboard with it yet. \*\*

You wore your “stripper drawers” to Thanksgiving dinner?? Last time I checked, that is not the day to show off one’s sexiest attire… unless you want to attract that cousin of yours.

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**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/44 "2001-12-01T23:19:38Z")

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Oh and yeah. I wear “granny” underpants. Not everything I wear is meant to impress the person behind me in the grocery store line. I get annoyed at the attitude of some that the clothes I wear should please them more than it pleases me.

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/45 "2001-12-02T06:43:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MalFrog \*  
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> > _Originally posted by **CRorex** _  
> > Damnit I want my word for my underwear that has the equivelent taboo for females.
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> Y-Fronts? \*\*

Nope. They make some for girls now. Can’t find a website, but I know I’ve seen them in _seventeen_ magazine.

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/46 "2001-12-02T06:47:03Z")

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I forgot to add something…

Two girls sit in front of me in math class (well, one’s at a diagonal but basically the same thing). They both wear super-low jeans. One wears super-low underpants, one doesn’t. The super-low underpants girl’s buttcrack also hangs out. The regular underpants girl seems to only wear the same three pairs. Neither is very appealing at all. I vote for regular jeans with string bikinis…that’s my weapon of choice, at least.

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**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/47 "2001-12-02T07:47:37Z")

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Dunno about the rest of you but for my the sole point of wearing a hawaiian shirt is IRONY.

Picture MN in early Jan. Its -40 outside and you turn and look at the guy who just walked in. He’s wearing a hawaiian T-shirt, sunglasses and if I didn’t have to run too far shorts. Naturally you have to follow up with the comment, ‘its not that cold outside’.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/48 "2001-12-02T10:44:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bob Scene \*  
> \*\*Anything you women might happen to reveal with your super low jeans is **fine** with me. \*\*

Unless, of course, it makes me vomit. Or (more likely) stare like a perv and take notes for future reference.

(I’ve read too many medical textbooks.)

😃

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/49 "2001-12-02T20:23:07Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Monocracy \*  
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> I sure hope they recaptured that man and brought him back to the carnival where he can continue working his days as “Chubby Hawaiin Shirt Wearing Weirdo”. \*\*

You’re just jealous of **Joey** ’s ability to actually get close to a woman who looks like **SeaDiver**. One of these days, you might be able to do that without triggering a vomit reflex, too. 🙂

It should be noted that ragging on **Joey Hemlock** isn’t going to make you many friends. Especially over something as trivial and stupid as the difference between your fashion senses. Admittedly, it is the Pit. But it’s nice to have an actual _reason_ for flaming someone that doesn’t involve wardrobe decisions.

jayjay (whose People Pages picture doesn’t even involve a wardrobe…)

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/50 "2001-12-03T04:22:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by CRorex \*  
> \*\*Dunno about the rest of you… \*\*

Precisely.

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**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/51 "2001-12-03T04:37:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Derleth \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Bob Scene \*  
> > \*\*Anything you women might happen to reveal with your super low jeans is **fine** with me. \*\*
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> Unless, of course, it makes me vomit. Or (more likely) stare like a perv and take notes for future reference.\*\*

No problem. We can certainly compromise here. I’ll meet you halfway and agree that women should try to cover things that make you want to vomit, and in return you can agree that it’s okay for them to reveal things that make you stare like a perv. Everyone’s happy!

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**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/52 "2001-12-03T20:22:41Z")

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> I have a pair of “stripper drawers” too. I just got them a couple of weeks ago. They’re orange with pink trim, and have pink strings on the left side about 6"-8" with beads on the ends.

Just gotta say, I have the exact same pair of undies cept mine are pink with orange trim with the orange strings with the beads.🙂

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**Author:** ![jane\_says](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/47e85d/32.png) [@jane\_says](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jane_says)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-low-jeans/95824/53 "2001-12-04T02:30:20Z")

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**NightRabbit** , the only people at _my_ Thanksgiving were my parents, my sister and my husband. The hubby and I had a date after dinner (another thread entirely :)). So its okay. Only my mom was troubled, and she was glad she got to be “helpful”.

Thanks for the advice, though. 😉

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