# Super-Pooper **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 16, 2006, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-pooper/344763 "2006-02-16T06:34:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![yBeayf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e274bd/32.png) [@yBeayf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yBeayf)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-pooper/344763/21 "2006-02-18T02:23:59Z")
I’m a guy, and I fail to understand how it can take more than 2 minutes to finish defecation. Drop trou, sit, let loose, wipe, stand, raise trou, flush, wash. It’s no more involved than urination; only difference is trousers must be moved and wiping must occur. ---
**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-pooper/344763/22 "2006-02-18T03:14:44Z")
> [@Shai'tan](#): > > I’m pretty sure my wife would also pass the qualifying rounds, but you’re gonna need at least a couple more team mates if your going to approach the Olympic Committee with this proposal. I wonder if this would be a winter or summer event? Summer, I hope. I hate it when the seat is cold. :eek: Have your wife call me, we can draft a proposal and try to flush out a few more team mates 😃 ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-pooper/344763/23 "2006-02-18T03:21:53Z")
I am the one who reads in the lavatory–but I read while stirring stuff on the stove. My husband is the in and out of the loo person. Pooping is very idiosyncratic. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-pooper/344763.md?page=1)