# Super Rare Picture Of Mariah's Cousin In Action After Initiation! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2008, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649 "2008-07-08T03:46:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/41 "2008-07-08T21:24:44Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] Hey, wait a minute! How do you know that we’re not conspiring to sell humankind’s soul to God? Why should Satan get all the mercenary action? [/QUOTE] Better pricing and a no bullshit return policy. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/42 "2008-07-08T22:48:39Z")
I don’t know what this is about, I don’t care what this is about and if you tell me what this is about I’ll slit your throat! ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/43 "2008-07-08T23:25:26Z")
I suggest that those who genuinely have no idea what’s going on, do some research on Mornington Crescent. I can be reached by PM with further questions in the form of haiku. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/44 "2008-07-08T23:30:26Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] I suggest that those who genuinely have no idea what’s going on, do some research on Mornington Crescent. [/QUOTE] But pay no attention to the commentary you’ll likely find on the 1962 Eastern Divisional Final. Whatever those morons say, a reverse cross two turns after a line transfer is perfectly legitimate. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/45 "2008-07-08T23:33:33Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] I suggest that those who genuinely have no idea what’s going on, do some research on Mornington Crescent. [/quote] Shoreditch’s Revenge variation, to be specific, but with the roundabout goat disqualification in order to make it relevant. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/46 "2008-07-08T23:34:31Z")
[QUOTE=Viridiana] You guys are meen. [/QUOTE] Naw, they’re just average. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/47 "2008-07-08T23:43:14Z")
Oh, s’cuse me, I thought this was a post-whoring thread. My Bad. \ ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/48 "2008-07-08T23:46:43Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] I suggest that those who genuinely have no idea what’s going on, do some research on Mornington Crescent. I can be reached by PM with further questions in the form of haiku. [/QUOTE] OK, Mornington Crescent I know. This I don’t. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/49 "2008-07-09T00:02:13Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Nay. We have to keep \*\*Hal \*\* in business, and he works on the new versions of the Robo-Goat. Mariah likes the activity. The gorilla is working up a good coat of fur right now. These are good initiation practices. I defy you to come up with something better. [/QUOTE] Does this mean the Keel-Hauling is still out? ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/50 "2008-07-09T00:04:33Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] We welcome newbies with delicious home-made ice cream and other treats. [/QUOTE] They told me that when they made me a mod, too. But I should be healed up soon. [QUOTE=Sunrazor] 1. I’ve never gotten a single piece of goddamn pie (although I did get a nice piece of candy in a valentine once). 2. I wouldn’t know Opal if she walked in the room and sat down to talk. 3. I have never, ever partaken of any drug so strong that it gave me a hallucination/vision such as the one illustrated in the photo link. 4. I have only a vague idea of what Autolycus did with the spatula, and to whom. 5. I don’t even want to know about the goats! [/QUOTE] a. The goats don’t want to know about you either b. Your #2 should have been #3 ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/51 "2008-07-09T01:36:07Z")
[QUOTE=pulykamell] OK, Mornington Crescent I know. This I don’t. [/QUOTE] As I said, I am accepting questions by PM in the form of haiku. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/52 "2008-07-09T01:38:35Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] As I said, I am accepting questions by PM in the form of haiku. [/QUOTE] We expect the answers to be in iambic pentameter, then. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/53 "2008-07-09T01:45:01Z")
Oops! Saw the PM before that post. ---
**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/54 "2008-07-09T01:58:33Z")
I found the duct tape, where’s the noo… What? Whaddya mean False Alarm? Alright, I’ll put the sponges away, but the gimp is not going to be happy. And I’ll be damned if I’m cleaning up after that goat again. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/55 "2008-07-09T02:04:20Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] Oops! Saw the PM before that post. [/QUOTE] Got your P. M.; glad To see that you correspond In haiku. It’s good. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/56 "2008-07-09T02:45:42Z")
I am so confused; what the ever-loving heck is going on here? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/57 "2008-07-09T02:48:15Z")
[QUOTE=Kythereia] I am so confused; what the ever-loving heck is going on here? [/QUOTE] I am afraid that It defies description (as Usual for here). ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/58 "2008-07-09T03:11:27Z")
Just be glad it’s not Cthulu that gets honor of welcoming you. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/59 "2008-07-09T03:38:50Z")
I would like to know: Where is that fancy room? We Have no room like it. ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/60 "2008-07-09T04:48:23Z")
I’m just wondering who the crap taught the beastie to wander dry land. And if it’s because of genetic engineering, haven’t you ever heard of killer bees? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649.md?page=4)