# Super Rare Picture Of Mariah's Cousin In Action After Initiation! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2008, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649 "2008-07-08T03:46:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/61 "2008-07-09T04:53:45Z")
[QUOTE=BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed] I’m just wondering who the crap taught the beastie to wander dry land. And if it’s because of genetic engineering, haven’t you ever heard of killer bees? [/QUOTE] Is C’thulu a pack animal? \ ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/62 "2008-07-09T04:54:36Z")
My greatest lament To have missed the sweet embrace Of the tentacles. ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/63 "2008-07-09T05:09:07Z")
[QUOTE=olivesmarch4th] My greatest lament To have missed the sweet embrace Of the tentacles. [/QUOTE] Might I direct you to [Uncle Ghastly’s comic](http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20010510.html)? Note: linked comic is safe for work, unless the word rape is considered NSF. Clicking much beyond that first comic, however, will bring the occasional nudity and or tentacle rape. I never knew tentacle rape could be so funny. He’s got some good stuff in there, for serious. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/64 "2008-07-09T05:23:00Z")
[QUOTE=BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed] Might I direct you to [Uncle Ghastly’s comic](http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20010510.html)? Note: linked comic is safe for work, unless the word rape is considered NSF. Clicking much beyond that first comic, however, will bring the occasional nudity and or tentacle rape. I never knew tentacle rape could be so funny. He’s got some good stuff in there, for serious. [/QUOTE] While I did find that pretty funny, I want to make it clear my interest in tentacles is strictly platonic. I wouldn’t want you guys to think I was some kind of weirdo or anything. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/65 "2008-07-09T14:58:28Z")
[QUOTE=BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed] I’m just wondering who the crap taught the beastie to wander dry land. [/QUOTE] [It might not have needed to be taught.](http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/) ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/66 "2008-07-09T15:12:25Z")
[QUOTE=olivesmarch4th] I wouldn’t want you guys to think I was some kind of weirdo or anything. [/QUOTE] You needn’t worry about that. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649/67 "2008-07-09T17:00:57Z")
[QUOTE=BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed] Might I direct you to [Uncle Ghastly’s comic](http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20010510.html)? Note: linked comic is safe for work, unless the word rape is considered NSF. Clicking much beyond that first comic, however, will bring the occasional nudity and or tentacle rape. I never knew tentacle rape could be so funny. He’s got some good stuff in there, for serious. [/QUOTE] Just wanted to say thanks for the link. This is good stuff! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-rare-picture-of-mariahs-cousin-in-action-after-initiation/455649.md?page=3)