I’m waiting for the breaking news that she’s John Boehner’s cousin.
Even George Hamilton is going " :eek: ".
Notice the caption under the horrorshow of a picture. “Nutley mom,” indeed.
Merged duplicate threads and renamed merged thread.
grude, this is one of the reasons we ask that people use more descriptive thread titles than “OMG what is that.” Colophon didn’t realize there was already a thread and started a new one.
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I keep wondering about what if she and Michael Jackson had a kid…
I’ve seen some creams that require you to still tan to get the effect. You just get dark a lot faster.
I saw a clip of her claiming her daughter was there but not in a tanning bed. The owners of the salon said the child wasn’t even in the building. The mother said she thinks her daughter went to school and told someone she went tanning with her mother, and the whole child protection thing started from there. Seems like no crime to me.
Surely by the law of averages the kid would be a perfectly ordinary colour? 
He would start out that way, but as an adult his pigments would reverse he’d be the exact same shade of the opposite color.
Does it seem credible to you that the kid came by a “severe sunburn” in New Jersey in mid April some other way?
Stick a fork in her; she’s done.
I’ve never been in a tanning salon, so I don’t know – are those booths big enough to hold two people?
As for whether someone could get a sunburn in New Jersey in April, why not? We’ve had some slammin’ whether in the northeast recently. I got a sunburn in March, but I was in Florida.
Recent research seems to indicate tanning may be addictive.
The super-tan may have the same kind of physiological addiction that some of the morbidly obese among us have.
That having been said, the latest news on this is, according to mom and dad, the kid had a normal sunburn as opposed to being with mom in the tanning bed.
Enjoy,
Steven
If kids getting bad sunburns was a crime when I was a kid, 90 percent of the parents here in the deep south would still be doing time.
Yeah, its possible she drug the kid into the tanning booth. But I think its also possible the ladies version of the story is true as well.
My wife got a sunburn last weekend in North Carolina, although “severe” doesn’t apply. Allegedly one is supposed to apply sunblock for any exposure longer than 15 minutes, in the current state of the ozone layer.
But I haven’t seen what the authorities saw – in the video, the (fair-skinned) kid looks untouched by the sun. Is that supposed to be a “severe sunburn?”
“This woman’s going to make some lucky man a beautiful wallet someday” 
Can’t take credit for that though, saw it on the Tosh.0 comments section
Being fair-skinned myself, I can attest that three weeks is enough time to go through an entire lobster-peel-whitefish cycle.
Since there was an investigation before they decided to charge her, I think it likely must have been fairly evident that it wasn’t just from outdoor exposure.
Warning: NSFW. NSF Anywhere. You will need a good brain bleach after viewing these.
I live in New York City ( right next door ) and I would’ve gotten a wicked sunburn this weekend if I hadn’t used sunscreen — I forgot to do the tops of my feet and they got pretty scorched.
I was thinking more of the awesome couple of days we had a few weeks ago, but yeah, this past weekend was chilly but sunny. I was on a boat for about an hour then walking around, all without a hat. I’m glad that I put sunblock on my bald head.