# Super Wedgie

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-wedgie/486416>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 18, 2009, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-wedgie/486416 "2009-02-18T17:17:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-wedgie/486416/1 "2009-02-18T17:17:55Z")

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This woman is my hero for the day:

[http://deseretnews.com/article/1,5143,705285672,00.html](http://deseretnews.com/article/1,5143,705285672,00.html)

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-wedgie/486416/2 "2009-02-18T17:31:03Z")

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You’re allowed to quote \*part \*of the article. Even offer comment or something…

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> Car burglars often fly by the seat of their pants when committing crimes. But a would-be burglar in Salt Lake City was caught Monday by the seat of his baggy pants — and his underwear.
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> Yvonne Morris ran after a man whom she had just found inside a car belonging to one of her employees. She chased after him, gave him a wedgie and then put him in a headlock before the man surrendered and waited for police to arrive to arrest him.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-wedgie/486416/3 "2009-02-18T18:16:39Z")

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Screw an arrest. I wanna make a _citizen’s wedgie_ sometime too.

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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-wedgie/486416/4 "2009-02-18T19:12:30Z")

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Note to self: go commando for next burglary.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/super-wedgie/486416/5 "2009-02-18T22:51:36Z")

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Brilliant!