# Superbowl 53 Commercials Thread (2019)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 3, 2019, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896 "2019-02-03T18:53:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2019, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896/1 "2019-02-03T18:53:54Z")

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Last year I don’t remember if we eventually got a commercials-only thread, but we ended up having 2 seperate groups using the same room superbowl thread for both the game and the commercials which made it feel a bit like it was being used at cross-purposes. So I’ve decided to create a thread for the discussion of the Superbowl commercials.

I refuse to put it in roman numerals because that practice feels somewhat pretentious.

Feel free to post about any sort of controversies or rejected commercials or anything like that.

[This medical marijuana commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4GpGHgOHAk) was rejected for the superbowl, as it’s such a conservative anti-drug organization that only 57 alcohol commercials will be allowed instead.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2019, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896/2 "2019-02-03T23:47:21Z")

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Hulu brings the trolling with Reagan’s “Morning in America” speech for The Handmaid’s Tale. The conservative anger should be amusing.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896/3 "2019-02-04T00:20:14Z")

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Hm. Bud Light tying into Game of Thrones. Interesting.

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896/4 "2019-02-04T00:20:53Z")

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Ok the Game of Thrones ad was clever.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896/5 "2019-02-04T00:48:58Z")

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The Dude!

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**Author:** ![What\_the](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f4b2a3/32.png) [@What\_the](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_the)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896/6 "2019-02-04T00:50:42Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> The Dude!

Stella Are Toes!

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**Author:** ![Declan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@Declan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Declan)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896/7 "2019-02-04T01:16:09Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> Hm. Bud Light tying into Game of Thrones. Interesting.

lol the minute the rains of castamere started playing, i knew what was going to be happening

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**Author:** ![FlikTheBlue](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fliktheblue/32/10972_2.png) [@FlikTheBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlikTheBlue)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896/8 "2019-02-04T01:31:23Z")

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I guess the Most Interesting Man In The World drinks Stella Artois now :eek:

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896/9 "2019-02-04T01:36:41Z")

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I’m sorry but I can’t get emotional about Kias built in Georgia. Good thing your town has a good factory, guys, but you’re no Detroit (be glad you’re not, but outsiders won’t get excited about it).

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896/10 "2019-02-04T01:39:21Z")

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The car ads seem awkward this year.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896/11 "2019-02-04T01:39:28Z")

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> [@asterion](#):
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> Hulu brings the trolling with Reagan’s “Morning in America” speech for The Handmaid’s Tale. The conservative anger should be amusing.

nitpick: not a Reagan speech – the narration from a Reagan ad.

But, yeah, there’ll be some triggerin’.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896/12 "2019-02-04T01:53:38Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> nitpick: not a Reagan speech – the narration from a Reagan ad.
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> But, yeah, there’ll be some triggerin’.

Hey, in my defense, Reagan and I had about the same mental capacity for most of his administration.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896/13 "2019-02-04T02:02:39Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> Hm. Bud Light tying into Game of Thrones. Interesting.

My favorite as of 9:02

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896/14 "2019-02-04T02:06:27Z")

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What the hell are these people sellin’? 😕

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896/15 "2019-02-04T02:15:40Z")

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Whatever it is I don’t feel like buyin’  
The existentially depressed smartspeaker who can’t enjoy Pringles was kind of cute, but really, not something new. (Marvin dates back 40 years)

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896/16 "2019-02-04T02:42:42Z")

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OK the failed Alexa applications ad was funny.

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896/17 "2019-02-04T03:17:08Z")

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Not a good year for Superbowl commercials. or halftime shows. Or football.

The beer commercial with the lady talking into 2 mics… WTH? Not sure why but creeped me out. They could have done better if she just held it for 30 seconds without saying anything.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896/18 "2019-02-04T03:23:04Z")

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I don’t know what they were selling, but I loved the one with the chunky style milk. “Save some chunks for me!” Eww.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896/19 "2019-02-04T03:24:40Z")

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The commercials are horrible. Please, let’s stop talking about Super Bowl commercials as if they’re special; they’re complete and utter garbage.

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-53-commercials-thread-2019/828896/20 "2019-02-04T03:31:18Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> The commercials are horrible. Please, let’s stop talking about Super Bowl commercials as if they’re special; they’re complete and utter garbage.

they’re SUPPOSED to be special. There is a traditional of one-upsmanship for clever entertaining commercials specifically for the Super Bowl.

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