# Superbowl Ads 2013

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 3, 2013, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268 "2013-02-03T23:39:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/1 "2013-02-03T23:39:51Z")

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In the pregame show we got a preview of the Lone Ranger movie for this summer.

Johnny Depp as Tonto with a bird on his head and a cheap “standing on top of a moving train and noticing what’s coming up behind the other guy’s head” gag. Oy

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/2 "2013-02-03T23:40:42Z")

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Don’t see one, so here you go,

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/3 "2013-02-03T23:48:28Z")

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Well, that Budweiser Black Crown ad didn’t do much for me. It seems like their Super Bowl commercials have taken a more serious tone in recent years.

I did love the Doritos commercial with the screaming goat.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/4 "2013-02-03T23:50:05Z")

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Simulthread! Thanks, Mods.

GoDaddy was… uncomfortable

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/5 "2013-02-03T23:54:14Z")

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Doiritos goaty ad made me laugh.

I’d call the Audi prom ad cheesy, but I actually went home with a fine young lady the first night I had my Audi. Well, I’m pretty sure it wasn’t BECAUSE of the Audi, as it didn’t even come up in conversation, but still.

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**Author:** ![Vlad\_Igor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Vlad\_Igor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vlad_Igor)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/6 "2013-02-04T00:00:48Z")

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The Go Daddy advert was really, truly bad. As is disgusting, and I don’t disgust easily.

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/7 "2013-02-04T00:03:26Z")

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I agree with **Vlad/Igor**.

The Oreos fight in the library got a chuckle out of me.

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**Author:** ![Vlad\_Igor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Vlad\_Igor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vlad_Igor)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/8 "2013-02-04T00:09:43Z")

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Fast and Furious 6: Got testosterone?

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/9 "2013-02-04T00:10:15Z")

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Toyota ad with Kaley Cuoco: " I said infinite **wishes**". Heh.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/10 "2013-02-04T00:12:06Z")

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> [@Vlad\_Igor](#):
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> The Go Daddy advert was really, truly bad. As is disgusting, and I don’t disgust easily.

Ditto.

Quiet library fight was good.

Calvin Klein. Whoa.

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/11 "2013-02-04T00:15:29Z")

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Doritos, guys in wedding dresses. Pretty funny.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/12 "2013-02-04T00:24:19Z")

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If those are voodoo dolls, wouldn’t you want one of the other team?

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/13 "2013-02-04T00:25:41Z")

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> [@asterion](#):
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> If those are voodoo dolls, wouldn’t you want one of the other team?

They’re pretending to be fans of the other side so as to be able to get close enough to grab their stuff.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/14 "2013-02-04T00:26:33Z")

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Is the Psy/pistachio one a Superbowl commercial? We actually got to see that one, and I loved it!

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/15 "2013-02-04T00:27:26Z")

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Ah. I wasn’t watching very closely.

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**Author:** ![Vlad\_Igor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Vlad\_Igor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vlad_Igor)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/16 "2013-02-04T00:27:40Z")

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ok, the last Go Daddy commercial kinda redeemed them from the first one. Sort of. I’m working on a Foster’s oil can to try to erase the memory of the first one.

The Hyundai commercial was funny.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/17 "2013-02-04T00:28:59Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> Is the Psy/pistachio one a Superbowl commercial? We actually got to see that one, and I loved it!

Not here – apparently regional.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/18 "2013-02-04T00:29:16Z")

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Was that the debut of the Star Trek trailer?

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/19 "2013-02-04T00:29:42Z")

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Loved the Hyundai Sonata ad. Lotta work must have gone into getting the dog drool just right.

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**Author:** ![Vlad\_Igor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Vlad\_Igor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vlad_Igor)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/20 "2013-02-04T00:31:49Z")

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**Fear** , no. We saw that trailer a few weeks ago when we saw The Hobbit.

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