# Superbowl Ads 2013

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 3, 2013, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268 "2013-02-03T23:39:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/61 "2013-02-04T14:29:15Z")

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The people claiming “racism” need to stop fretting, me brudda. Da sticky bun come soon!

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/62 "2013-02-04T14:52:46Z")

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The worst ones were ETrade baby (as always), Dodge’s Paul Harvey bullshit, GoDaddy, and some Kia ad that I can’t even remember twelve hours later. Overall it was a very lame year. I did like the Budweiser Clydesdale one, as well as the ones with good songs (Stevie Wonder’s “Superstition” in the Bud Light ads and “Sympathy for the Devil” in the Mercedes one).

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/63 "2013-02-04T16:08:47Z")

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Lame commercials this year. I didn’t see the Clydesdale one. Only Budweiser ads I saw were the Black Crown ones.

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/64 "2013-02-04T16:51:40Z")

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I forgot to mention the Taco Bell Old People acting like 20 somethings was funny too.

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/65 "2013-02-04T17:27:00Z")

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> [@Quimby](#):
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> it talks about an aspect of America that no longer exists (few farms are owned by the people that work them).

Do you live in a city? This is a very ignorant statement.

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**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/66 "2013-02-04T17:31:24Z")

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> [@Quimby](#):
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> I forgot to mention the Taco Bell Old People acting like 20 somethings was funny too.

Was yours in Spanish? Mine was.

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**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/67 "2013-02-04T17:36:25Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> Do you live in a city? This is a very ignorant statement.

Agreed. Roughly one out of five guys I went to high school with are exactly those sort of farmers.

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**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/68 "2013-02-04T17:45:59Z")

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How about the Tide Ad…???

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/69 "2013-02-04T18:11:06Z")

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From now on whenever I think of Kia I guess I’ll think of a vicious assault - by sexy robot.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/70 "2013-02-04T18:20:46Z")

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The people who conceived the CokeChase ad forgot to write an ending. Man, how anticlimactic.

I think the best commercial of the night was the old people going to Taco Bell.

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**Author:** ![Sateryn76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Sateryn76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sateryn76)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/71 "2013-02-04T18:46:53Z")

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I loved the Oreo fight in the library. The cops at the end with the megaphone was hilarious!

The farm ad was terrible and inaccurate and stupid. That it was being used to sell trucks is so bad…

And the Clydesdales ads are always dumb to me. Horses are just giant manure bags, and I kept waiting for the Chicago PD to gun down the horse as it rampages out of control through the Loop. I would have liked it much better that way. 🙂

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/72 "2013-02-04T20:59:37Z")

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> [@Vlad\_Igor](#):
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> …and when we needed to be bludgeoned with a sledgehammer, Chrysler made a farmer commercial.

Oh yes, horrible ad. :mad:

Sympathy for the Devil car ad, very nice, best ad.🆒

Wishes was funny.

Clydesdale is most heartwarming.

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**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/73 "2013-02-04T21:04:43Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> GoDaddy was… uncomfortable

> [@Vlad\_Igor](#):
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> The Go Daddy advert was really, truly bad. As is disgusting, and I don’t disgust easily.

Has anyone been compelled to buy whatever go daddy sells after watching I]any\* go daddy commercial? Even the nude Danika Patrick commercial. They aren’t clever at all.

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**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/74 "2013-02-04T21:41:25Z")

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I dunno. Would anyone really have known about godaddy (I mean how famous are other web hosting sites) without those commercials? It seems like people remember the name of the company, which is far more than a lot of other ads and likely the point of SuperBowl ads.

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/75 "2013-02-04T21:46:44Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> Do you live in a city? This is a very ignorant statement.

I can’t find info on the percentage of Framers who own their land (I have read that this number is low but can’t find a specific cite) but [here](http://www.epa.gov/oecaagct/ag101/demographics.html) is data from what I assume is a few years ago (based on the fact that gives our population as 285,000,000) that indicates there were about 960,000 people in the entire country that call themselves a Farmer.

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**Author:** ![Sweetums](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Sweetums](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweetums)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/76 "2013-02-04T22:05:52Z")

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> [@Quimby](#):
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> ETA: I wanted to hate the Seth Rogan Paul Rudd ad but found it very funny.

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That's okay, I hated it enough for several people. Seth Rogan was a funny as he usually is, that is to say, not at all.

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**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/77 "2013-02-04T22:14:56Z")

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The Samsung Galaxy ad with Rogan, Rudd, Odenkirk and the LeBron cameo was funny.

The Oreo commercial was the best. Simple concept, stuck to the brand message and delivered a laugh.

> [@ISiddiqui](#):
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> I dunno. Would anyone really have known about godaddy (I mean how famous are other web hosting sites) without those commercials? It seems like people remember the name of the company, which is far more than a lot of other ads and likely the point of SuperBowl ads.

They maybe differentiated themselves from other cut rate hosting sites.  
But it feels like they are courting the porn industry with those ads.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/78 "2013-02-05T02:25:46Z")

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No one else mentioned the Axe commercial? It’s the first Axe ad I’ve ever seen that I thought was actually funny.

And I thought that was Penny as the car genie, but I wasn’t sure.

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**Author:** ![Tarwater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de0a6/32.png) [@Tarwater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarwater)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/79 "2013-02-05T02:51:43Z")

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As somebody who’s worked on ranches and farms, and is more than acquainted with the life such work entails, my eyes just about rolled at of my skull when I watched the Dodge commercial. What a worthless, pandering piece of tripe.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads-2013/649268/80 "2013-02-05T05:31:33Z")

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> [@Tarwater](#):
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> As somebody who’s worked on ranches and farms, and is more than acquainted with the life such work entails, my eyes just about rolled at of my skull when I watched the Dodge commercial. What a worthless, pandering piece of tripe.

Yep.

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