# Superbowl Ads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 26, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084 "2003-01-26T20:11:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/1 "2003-01-26T20:11:32Z")

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Yep, I’m one of those people who only watches for the ads and the half-time show.

Some ads I’m looking forward to this year:

- The Osbournes meet the Osmonds - Pepsi Twist ad

- Willie Nelson - H & R Block (ha ha ha)

- Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines trailer - Awwww yeah, Ahhhnuld’s back, baby.

- Hulk trailer

Not too thrilled with this year’s half-time line-up, tho’ since I’m not a Shania fan and I’m not even sure who Michelle Branch is…oh, well…at least there’s Beyonce…

🙂

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**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/2 "2003-01-26T20:28:37Z")

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Do they post the approximate times (1st quarter, etc.) that the respective ads will be shown? Almost certainly a stupid question, 'coz then folks like me, who only want to see the Hulk and Terminator trailers, wouldn’t stick around for the other ads. Having said that, when are the Hulk and Terminator trailers gonna be shown?

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/3 "2003-01-26T20:37:50Z")

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I’m not sure when the ads/trailers will be aired – I suppose you could always tape the game and fast forward.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/4 "2003-01-26T21:34:47Z")

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[Here’s](http://sportsbybrooks.com/superbowltvcommercials.htm) a listing of ad buyers by quarter. Warner Brothers is releasing _Terminator III_ and Universal is releasing _The Hulk_, if it helps.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/5 "2003-01-26T21:43:43Z")

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I’ve already seen the Hulk trailer. Someone found it buried in the official site and mirrored it for download. awwww yeah, tank-tossing…

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**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/6 "2003-01-26T21:45:02Z")

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Keen! Thanks!

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/7 "2003-01-26T23:14:06Z")

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Why is a Canadian singing “God Bless America - My home sweet home”?  
😕

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/8 "2003-01-26T23:29:09Z")

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Why lola, because she has such a beautiful, awe-inspiring voice, and we all love her, Canadians and Americans alike.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/9 "2003-01-26T23:34:18Z")

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Who let Celine Dion near the Superbowl? (I just saw her car commercial… did she sing the Anthem, too?)

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**Author:** ![Natural-J-Bankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/59ef9b/32.png) [@Natural-J-Bankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Natural-J-Bankie)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/10 "2003-01-26T23:34:32Z")

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Well I started another thread, but we should probably lock that up and let it die.

As I mentioned there, the Superbowl: Rise of the Machines with Arnold was painfully bad. Possibly the worst commercial, though i suppose technically it might not be considered a commercial.

The Charles Schwab ad with the guy running away from the mailman was pretty good. And the Bud zebra/referree commercial was great.

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/11 "2003-01-26T23:44:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pepperlandgirl \*  
> \*\*Why lola, because she has such a beautiful, awe-inspiring voice, and we all love her, Canadians and Americans alike. \*\*

I don’t love her.  
I wanna run her over with that damn Chrysler.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/12 "2003-01-26T23:47:09Z")

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Heh – I liked the Castaway parody FedEx ad.

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**Author:** ![Ennui](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ennui/32/3396_2.png) [@Ennui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ennui)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/13 "2003-01-26T23:48:33Z")

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The Osbournes meet the Osmonds , lol. Best so far.  
\<Ozzie\>~SHAR-RON~\</Ozzie\>

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/14 "2003-01-26T23:49:49Z")

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The Fed Ex ad RULED! 😃  
And the Hulk trailer was kickin’!

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**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/15 "2003-01-26T23:55:24Z")

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The Matrix previews are my favorite so far, although the Hulk preview kicked ass too.

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**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/16 "2003-01-26T23:59:21Z")

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[hijack]  
I do NOT hate football. But I find it hard to watch when it involves teams I do not care about\*  
[/hijack]

I kinda liked the zebra as horse football referee.  
And the Fed Ex ad was good.  
and I saw the Hulk and Matrix ads!  
and the Willie Nelson H&R block ad was good  
(wow, usualy most ads suck, I’l pleasently surprised)

Brian  
\*which consists of teh Packers, and I did watch the Rose bowl with UW-Madison

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/17 "2003-01-27T00:00:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by LolaCocaCola \*  
> \*\*Why is a Canadian singing “God Bless America - My home sweet home”?  
> 😕 \*\*

The better question is why is _anyone_ singing “God Bless America.”

Do people just sing random patriotic songs before games these days?

I liked the Zebra, the Osmonds, and Willie Nelson.

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**Author:** ![callie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@callie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/callie)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/18 "2003-01-27T00:01:44Z")

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I scared my neighbors I was laughing so hard at the upside down clown Bud Light ad. 😃

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/19 "2003-01-27T00:02:39Z")

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OMG, the clown ad!

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**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/20 "2003-01-27T00:04:15Z")

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Can I change mine? The ass-drinking clown is my new favorite.

“Can I get a hotdog?”

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