# Superbowl Ads **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 26, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084 "2003-01-26T20:11:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/21 "2003-01-27T00:08:25Z")
Heh. Gives new meaning to the term “ass-clown” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/22 "2003-01-27T00:09:10Z")
I like the Gatorade Ad with the 3 Michael Jordans, UNC Jordan, Bulls Jordan and the Gym Clothes Jordan. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/23 "2003-01-27T00:15:34Z")
My favorite is the Willie Nelson add. “It burns!” ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/24 "2003-01-27T00:17:15Z")
Was it me, or was the antidrug commercial a better argument for drug legalization than it was for not doing drugs in the first place? ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/25 "2003-01-27T00:19:58Z")
The anti-drug commercial has freaked me out about riding on a subway ever again. :o ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/26 "2003-01-27T00:25:08Z")
Mmmm…Jennifer Garner…mmmm ---
**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/27 "2003-01-27T00:25:11Z")
Daredevil (I don’t really like Jennifer Garner as Elektra, It should have been Tia Carrera) and Hanes - Jackie Chan and Michael Jordan. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/28 "2003-01-27T00:32:30Z")
Sierra Mist dawgy/fire hydrant ad - giggle. Notice there are no dot com ads this year - heh! ---
**Author:** ![SC\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SC\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SC_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/29 "2003-01-27T01:58:36Z")
Um, \*\* LolaCocaCola\*\* are we watching the same superbowl? Monster dot com: somwhere there’s a truck that needs a driver HotJobs dot com: Rainbow Connection ---
**Author:** ![Opus1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/858c86/32.png) [@Opus1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Opus1)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/30 "2003-01-27T02:01:45Z")
> [@](#): > > Was it me, or was the antidrug commercial a better argument for drug legalization than it was for not doing drugs in the first place? Marijuana: it impairs your judgment. Yeah, how else would you decide to blow millions of taxpayer $ airing lame anti-marijuana ads? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/31 "2003-01-27T02:07:14Z")
BAM! **YOU NEED A COVER SHEET ON YOUR TPS REPORT!!!** Oh my god, I nearly fell out of my chair in convulsions. ---
**Author:** ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/32 "2003-01-27T02:11:07Z")
I gotta agree with Willie Nelson The Zebras Hi Opal I’ll also nominate the old guy swiping the Bud Light ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/33 "2003-01-27T02:12:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > \*\*BAM! **YOU NEED A COVER SHEET ON YOUR TPS REPORT!!!** > > Oh my god, I nearly fell out of my chair in convulsions. \*\* Yes! Yes! That get’s my vote for the coolest ad during the whole game! I froze for a half-second once I heard him say that, just because I couldn’t believe that they’d do that, and then just hit the floor laughing. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/34 "2003-01-27T02:12:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SC\_Wolf \* > **Um, \*\* LolaCocaCola** are we watching the same superbowl? Monster dot com: somwhere there’s a truck that needs a driver > HotJobs dot com: Rainbow Connection \*\* I must admit, I have kinda tuned out… and now I’m pissed cuz I missed this: > [@](#): > > BAM! YOU NEED A COVER SHEET ON YOUR TPS REPORT!!! What was that an ad for??? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/35 "2003-01-27T02:14:59Z")
Reebok shoes. They sent a football player to a company to help improve productivity, and he did it by tackling the ones that did something wrong. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/36 "2003-01-27T02:15:39Z")
> [@](#): > > BAM! YOU NEED A COVER SHEET ON YOUR TPS REPORT!!! The commercial was for Reebok- “Office Linebacker”- and they said there will be more… ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/37 "2003-01-27T02:15:50Z")
[Reebok](http://www.reebok.com). It said at the end that you can see more at their website. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/38 "2003-01-27T02:16:43Z")
Thanks, folks! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/39 "2003-01-27T02:16:59Z")
Triple-post! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084/40 "2003-01-27T02:28:53Z")
I mentioned the Willie Nelson spot in the other thread. Mary Jane gets your daughter pregnant by ghosts. Good to know. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-ads/151084.md?page=3)