# Superbowl Commercial Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 26, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104 "2003-01-26T23:07:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Natural-J-Bankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/59ef9b/32.png) [@Natural-J-Bankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Natural-J-Bankie)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/1 "2003-01-26T23:07:38Z")

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Well, I’ve only seen a few so far, but Superbowl XXXVII: Rise of the Machines was pretty damn cheesy, and possibly in contention for the worst Superbowl commercial.

I’ll post more as I see them.

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**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/2 "2003-01-27T00:16:37Z")

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I liked the Quizno’s commercial.

The truck commercial with the beef jerky was just gross.

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**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/3 "2003-01-27T01:05:22Z")

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Loved the bud light upside down clown commercial!

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**Author:** ![whatmove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecc23a/32.png) [@whatmove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whatmove)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/4 "2003-01-27T01:08:54Z")

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Bud Light clown: funny

Bud Light hermit crab: very funny

[Monster.com](http://Monster.com) driverless truck: well done, entertaining

mLife Gilligan’s Island: horrible, painful, unnecessary

-wm

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**Author:** ![Skillet38](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Skillet38](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skillet38)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/5 "2003-01-27T01:12:50Z")

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whatever soft drink’s baboons

started out good, but how many times can you rip off 2001 before a penalty flag ?

overly cheesy

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**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/6 "2003-01-27T01:13:33Z")

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The Ronde/Tiki Barber Visa Check Card commercial was funny as hell. So was the Castaway takeoff for FedEx.

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**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/7 "2003-01-27T01:22:37Z")

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Ozzy with the Pepsi Twist was pretty funny.

“Shaaaaarrrrooon! The kids have turned into the Osmonds!”

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**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/8 "2003-01-27T01:22:43Z")

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To me the FedEx castaway is the funniest so far…

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**Author:** ![d\_redguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@d\_redguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d_redguy)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/9 "2003-01-27T01:31:09Z")

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**HELP!!!** I am at work, and desperately want to know when someone sees the **Hulk** ad. How does it look? Help me please!!!

PS - caught the Fedex commercial just before I left the house…good times! 😃

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**Author:** ![Skillet38](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Skillet38](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skillet38)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/10 "2003-01-27T01:53:51Z")

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Uhm, The Hulk can twirl M1Abrams tanks around by the barrel and fling them a fair way. And he’s green.

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**Author:** ![d\_redguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@d\_redguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d_redguy)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/11 "2003-01-27T01:58:21Z")

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Cooooooooool!

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/12 "2003-01-27T01:58:52Z")

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It seems that smoking weed gets you pregnant :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![censored](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/35a633/32.png) [@censored](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/censored)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/13 "2003-01-27T02:10:15Z")

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MATRIX

Castaway was pretty funny.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/14 "2003-01-27T02:11:43Z")

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Did anybody catch that the exec’s name in that Reebok commercial was Felcher?

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/15 "2003-01-27T02:16:02Z")

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No one’s mentioned Willie Nelson’s H&R Block spot? The family had a big laugh over that one.

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**Author:** ![CheapBastid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CheapBastid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheapBastid)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/16 "2003-01-27T04:07:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Diogenes the Cynic \*  
> \*\*Did anybody catch that the exec’s name in that Reebok commercial was Felcher? \*\*

I liked the ‘Office Space’ TPS Report Cover Letter reference too.

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**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/17 "2003-01-27T04:13:58Z")

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Are these commercials online anywhere yet, for those of us who watched the Game from countries that don’t show commercials during the game?

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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/18 "2003-01-27T05:15:20Z")

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My votes go for:

1. Fedex - dude delivering a package
2. Budweiser - Zebra reviewing the call.
3. Pepsi - Ozzie & the Osmonds

That is all

E3

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/19 "2003-01-27T05:30:37Z")

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Future _Variety_ headline: “HULK SMASH!”

I liked the Ozzie and the Osmonds commercial, but my favorite one was the Bud Light Upside-Down Clown.  
“Could I get a hot dog?”  
“I don’t _think_ so.” 🙂

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/20 "2003-01-27T05:33:23Z")

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So am I the only one that thought the Hulk didn’t look particularly impressive? He looked pretty obviously CGI to me.

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