# Superbowl Commercial Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 26, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104 "2003-01-26T23:07:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/21 "2003-01-27T05:49:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Smeghead \*  
> \*\*So am I the only one that thought the Hulk didn’t look particularly impressive? He looked pretty obviously CGI to me. \*\*

That’s what I thought about the Matrix ads.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/22 "2003-01-27T16:54:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Natural-J-Bankie \*  
> **Well, I’ve only seen a few so far, but Superbowl XXXVII: Rise of the Machines was pretty damn cheesy, and possibly in contention for the worst Superbowl commercial.**

T’wasn’t a commercial. T’was the opening of ABC’s Super Bowl Coverage! (To me, it seems that “coverage” in that phrase needs a capital. And an exclamation point.)

[USA Today’s Ad Meter](http://www.usatoday.com/money/advertising/2003-super-bowl-ad-meter-chart.htm). Always fun. Rewatch your favorite Super Bowl Ads. [And here’s the Ad Meter itself](http://www.usatoday.com/money/advertising/2003-super-bowl-ad-meter-winners.htm). Random folks voted live on their favorite commercials.

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/23 "2003-01-27T17:09:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by peepthis \*  
> \*\*Are these commercials online anywhere yet, for those of us who watched the Game from countries that don’t show commercials during the game? \*\*

Some of them are available on [aol.com](http://aol.com), but I think you have to be a member to see them.

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**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/24 "2003-01-27T17:13:55Z")

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The Matrix was great. Especially since they showed most of the scenes talked about from the Newsweek feature (100 agent smiths, the freeway scene, etc).

The Hulk was great. " . . . but I know one thing for sure: you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry." I’ll agree that he does look a bit cartoony, but it’s much more impressive than Spider-Man looked.

But the Matrix, for its wealth of “no way was that done outside of a computer” special effects, was pretty damn good. Movie effects are finally coming to where they want to be.

The seashell budweiser thing was a bit hard to swallow though, since no way in hell is “join me for a bud light” going to ever work as a pickup line 🙂

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**Author:** ![yawndave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/43a26b/32.png) [@yawndave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yawndave)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/25 "2003-01-27T20:26:20Z")

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I found an interesting juxtaposition in the some of the messages:Drugs are bad, Pot is bad, Smoking is bad;drinking beer and malt beverages is good! Couldn’t MADD afford a spot?

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**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/26 "2003-01-27T22:49:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Duke \*  
> \*\*Some of them are available on [aol.com](http://aol.com), but I think you have to be a member to see them. \*\*

I checked out AOL, and they have them accessible even for non-members. But, they only have 18 of them up, so I couldn’t check out the Willie Nelson or Hulk ads, for example.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/27 "2003-01-27T23:19:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mobo85 \*  
> **[USA Today’s Ad Meter](http://www.usatoday.com/money/advertising/2003-super-bowl-ad-meter-chart.htm). Always fun. Rewatch your favorite Super Bowl Ads.**

…and so the curse of RealMedia continued through the ages…

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**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/28 "2003-01-27T23:31:35Z")

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You folks don’t know how lucky you are - here in Germany we were forced to watch the same Burger King commercial EVERY FRIGGING BREAK aka EVERY TWO MINUTES.

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/29 "2003-01-28T00:07:31Z")

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I only got to see one new commercial because most of the commercials were about upcoming programming. I thought they were going to put in alot of new commercials not stuff about what’s on tomorrow night at 9pm.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/30 "2003-01-28T00:15:32Z")

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Felcher Co.! How the hell did they get away with that? Thats worse than the kid who calls his brother a “dork”.

The commercial was a total failure. I can’t even identify the product.

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“I’ll not drink with Troy again. His idea of fun is administering speculative thunder kicks to the genitals of off-duty police constables.”

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/31 "2003-01-28T00:32:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by gatopescado \*  
> **Felcher Co.! How the hell did they get away with that? Thats worse than the kid who calls his brother a "dork"**

“Dork” lost its phallic meaning years ago, in my opinion.

The ad was for Reebok.

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**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/32 "2003-01-28T01:30:12Z")

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Yo! You aren’t down with Terry Tate? You must be no football fan then.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/33 "2003-01-28T03:05:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by handy \*  
> \*\*I only got to see one new commercial because most of the commercials were about upcoming programming. I thought they were going to put in alot of new commercials not stuff about what’s on tomorrow night at 9pm. \*\*

I guess ABC needs all the help it can get!

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/34 "2003-01-28T06:59:35Z")

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[Found](http://html.ktvu.com/sh/idi/sports/superbowladverts/2003/launch.html) more, at my local news site… these look to be either Quicktime or MPEG.

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superbowl-commercial-thread/151104/35 "2003-01-28T13:48:27Z")

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We _need_ an office linebacker a la the Reebok commercial. Leave the copier with a jam in it and BLAMMO!

Would have liked the Ozzie Pepsi Twist commercial a lot better had CNBC not spoiled the punchline the Friday before.

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