# Superdickery.com: best.comic book site.EVER.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdickery-com-best-comic-book-site-ever/304106>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 16, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdickery-com-best-comic-book-site-ever/304106 "2005-05-16T18:44:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdickery-com-best-comic-book-site-ever/304106/41 "2005-05-18T12:10:38Z")

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You people think _those_ are bad comics? What about the horror that was **Herbie** :

[http://www.toonopedia.com/herbie.htm](http://www.toonopedia.com/herbie.htm)

[http://www.ramonschenk.nl/acg/originalacg/herbie.htm](http://www.ramonschenk.nl/acg/originalacg/herbie.htm)

[http://www.geocities.com/cheeksilver/herbie.htm](http://www.geocities.com/cheeksilver/herbie.htm)

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdickery-com-best-comic-book-site-ever/304106/42 "2005-05-18T20:51:12Z")

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> [@Larry Mudd](#):
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> Have some [Captain Canuck](http://www.atakra.com/pictures/ebaycomics/magazines/captain_canuck03.jpg). 😃

“Comely Comics”? What, so they’re _admitting_ their artists suck? 😉

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdickery-com-best-comic-book-site-ever/304106/43 "2005-05-18T21:01:26Z")

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Captain Canuck was cool.

I haven’t seen the new one, although it had a good ad in Previews. (Wherein Cap says he’ll take on any other Canadian superhero…until he’s informed that Wolvie’s a Canuck.)

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdickery-com-best-comic-book-site-ever/304106/44 "2005-05-18T21:28:01Z")

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> [@rjung](#):
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> “Comely Comics”? What, so they’re _admitting_ their artists suck? 😉

Well, we Canadians are modest by nature.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdickery-com-best-comic-book-site-ever/304106/45 "2005-05-18T22:02:48Z")

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> [@Soul Brother Number Two](#):
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> Wow, I never knew Superman was such a dick.

I could have told ya. Why do you think I’m called SuperDUDE? Sumbitch and his lawyers…

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**Author:** ![bmoak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@bmoak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bmoak)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdickery-com-best-comic-book-site-ever/304106/46 "2005-05-18T23:18:12Z")

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> [@Larry Mudd](#):
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> You obviously had limited access to crap comics where you grew up.
> 
> Have some [Captain Canuck](http://www.atakra.com/pictures/ebaycomics/magazines/captain_canuck03.jpg). 😃

Oh, I knew about the good Captain’s adventures, but I was never enough of a sucker to pay cash money for his comic book. However, the Neal Adams’ art on Skateman was a like a siren song lulling me to my doom.

I suppose I should reclassify it to the Worst-Comic-By-a-Seasoned-Pro-Who-Should-Know-Better. It’s one thing for some self-publishing amateur to put out dreck, but when a comics legend does it, it’s another story.

Speaking of legends. here’s Joe Simon’s

[Green Team](http://ape-law.com/GAF/Page20/)

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**Author:** ![bmoak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@bmoak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bmoak)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdickery-com-best-comic-book-site-ever/304106/47 "2005-05-18T23:24:44Z")

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> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> Growing up, I used to watch the Captain Marvel cartoon, and I always wondered why I didn’t see him on the newstands. Then I found out what Marvel comics did to him. Grrrrrrrrr :mad:

Captain Marvel? I got yer Captain Marvel right[here](http://ape-law.com/GAF/Page21/).

What Captain Marvel cartoon? Thre was the live action show of course (and DC did publish a Shazam! comic in conjunction with that). Do you mean Hero High? The Marvels made appearances there.

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdickery-com-best-comic-book-site-ever/304106/48 "2005-05-19T00:06:04Z")

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> [@bmoak](#):
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> Captain Marvel? I got yer Captain Marvel right[here](http://ape-law.com/GAF/Page21/).
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> What Captain Marvel cartoon?

The one I recall the most had him battling crocodiles. [Here](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=309&item=6396467599&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW) i s proof I am not delusional. Here is some more: [The Marvel Family Web | TV/Movies | Shazam! Cartoon](http://www.marvelfamily.com/tv-movies/shazamcartoon/)

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdickery-com-best-comic-book-site-ever/304106/49 "2005-05-19T00:59:14Z")

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> [@Scott's link](#):
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> The Shazam! cartoon was a companion show to Hero High as part of the Kid Superpower Hour with Shazam show that ran in the 1981 season.

The fuh? I remember watching the _Shazam!_ cartoon in 1976. (It was on right before _The Krofft Supershow_, featuring Electrawoman and Dynagirl. _Electra Far Out!_)

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdickery-com-best-comic-book-site-ever/304106/50 "2005-05-19T00:59:49Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> I could have told ya. Why do you think I’m called SuperDUDE? Sumbitch and his lawyers…

Superman enforces his trademarks very zealously.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdickery-com-best-comic-book-site-ever/304106/51 "2005-05-19T01:03:26Z")

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No, wait, I’m thinking of the live action series. I can’t believe I was watching the Shazam cartoons in '81. It was better than _He Man_, I guess.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdickery-com-best-comic-book-site-ever/304106/52 "2005-05-19T02:59:50Z")

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> [@Steve MB](#):
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> Superman enforces his trademarks very zealously.

I know. Trust me, I know. The guy pictured is my stunt-double.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdickery-com-best-comic-book-site-ever/304106/53 "2005-05-19T14:11:16Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> I know. Trust me, I know. The guy pictured is my stunt-double.

Hey, it could have been a lot worse.

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**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdickery-com-best-comic-book-site-ever/304106/54 "2005-06-15T21:56:22Z")

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I had to bump the thread because I just saw this panel:

[It Looks Like… The End!](http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/mailshoot/images/2004/jun21/fury.jpg): When Bad Kerning Happens to Good Superspies.

–Cliffy

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**Author:** ![Torgo\_ate\_my\_hamster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/71c47a/32.png) [@Torgo\_ate\_my\_hamster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo_ate_my_hamster)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdickery-com-best-comic-book-site-ever/304106/55 "2005-06-17T02:48:57Z")

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**Art Vandelay, Architect** : thanks for the link, you owe me three hours of sleep.

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