# Superdude, get your ass in here.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [October 4, 2001, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349 "2001-10-04T09:17:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349/21 "2001-10-04T18:30:15Z")
Funny…I don’t recall having said a thing about a room OR email.
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### Author:  [@Tattva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tattva)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349/22 "2001-10-04T19:13:33Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \*
> \*\*Funny…I don’t recall having said a thing about a room OR email. \*\*
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> Here’s hoping there’re no bulemia victims on this board…these threads are all pretty goddamned triggering.
No, to be picky, you were just commenting on the glurge of flirty threads that I believe you thought were between me and Superdude. I apologize for lumping you into the “room and email” group.
If you’re condemning all flirt threads and took this opportunity to make a jab at ours in particular, then I again apologize for misinterpreting you.
My point, in general, is that it appears to me that people are complaining about the interaction between myself and Superdude in multiple threads, when in fact it only appeared in one thread (ignoring the couple posts made in jarbabyj’s oral sex rant thread.) I suppose I wasn’t clear about that.
I guess this thread has been completely hijacked now. Who’s going to start the “Why hasn’t Tattva been banned yet” pit thread?
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349/23 "2001-10-04T19:52:15Z")
[overused board phrase]
Get off the cross, honey, we need the wood.
[/overused board phrase]
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### Author:  [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349/24 "2001-10-04T20:03:36Z")
And really, my response had nothing at all to do with flirt threads. I said, and I quote:
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> if there’s anything more annoying than a fake flame thread I’m not sure what it is. Don’t you guys have email?
fake flames can be taken to email just as easily as flirts.
But enough of this, let’s escape to Wisconsin.
jarbaby
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### Author:  [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349/25 "2001-10-04T20:03:42Z")
Who the fuck are you again?
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### Author:  [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349/26 "2001-10-04T20:06:37Z")
Jesus, what a sorry excuse for a pit thread. Who the fuck let these fuzzy bunny MPSIMS people in here?
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### Author:  [@Tattva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tattva)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349/27 "2001-10-04T20:15:00Z")
Ok. I was too sensitive to particular words, and misunderstood intentions. I will get off the cross.
This was a test. It was only a test. You will now be returned to your scheduled thread.
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### Author:  [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349/28 "2001-10-04T20:16:29Z")
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> _Originally posted by Tattva_
> I guess this thread has been completely hijacked now. Who’s going to start the “Why hasn’t Tattva been banned yet” pit thread?
Oh please, don’t give yourself so much credit. Before two hours ago no one even knew who you were and most still don’t.
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### Author:  [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349/29 "2001-10-04T20:19:15Z")
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> Who the fuck are you again?
How the hell did that happen? I though I’d stopped sending it in time. In any case, it refers to **Tattva** , not to **Hecubus** or **jarbaby** , obviously. Kind of a moot point now.
Aaugh! I’ve been infected by this thread’s pointless banality!
Kamandi Threadkiller
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349/30 "2001-10-04T20:19:47Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Tattva \*
> **Geobabe** is talking about the other pit thread, not the MPSIMS thread, I believe.
Yes, I was referring to the other Pit thread.
Threads started in MPSIMS specifically for one person to flirt with another person, eh, those I can live with. I get annoyed when people invite flames just because they want attention. MPSIMS is the “shameless begging for attention” forum, not the Pit.
That is why I took **Superdude** to task for this thread rather than **tavalla** , even though he didn’t start this one. It’s specifically because of his thread that this one came about. I didn’t phrase that as well as I should have in my first post.
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349/31 "2001-10-04T20:32:46Z")
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> _Originally posted by Geobabe \*
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> That is why I took **Superdude** to task for this thread rather than **tavalla** , even though he didn’t start this one. It’s specifically because of his thread that this one came about. ]_\*
With all due respect, **Geobabe** (and you know I love ya), this is complete and utter bullshit. You’re reaming me for the actions of another, because I suggested it? Great. Now I know how Charles Manson feels.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349/32 "2001-10-04T20:51:51Z")
Helter Skelter
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### Author:  [@John487](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John487)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349/33 "2001-10-04T21:12:09Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Kamandi \*
> \*\*Jesus, what a sorry excuse for a pit thread. Who the fuck let these fuzzy bunny MPSIMS people in here? \*\*
word. i hope that prozac induced happiness isn’t spreading into here.
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349/34 "2001-10-04T21:55:12Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Superdude \*
> \*\* With all due respect, **Geobabe** (and you know I love ya), this is complete and utter bullshit. You’re reaming me for the actions of another, because I suggested it? Great. Now I know how Charles Manson feels. \*\*
Oh for God’s sake. Please tell me you’re kidding, because otherwise I think that is the worst overdramatization I’ve ever seen on these boards. Drawing a parallel between a sorry “pay attention to me” Pit thread and mass murder? Good lord. And please also tell me you don’t think that Manson was just misunderstood.
You set the chain of action in motion, and while it is true that you didn’t personally start this particular thread, it would not exist if you hadn’t started the other one, _n’est-ce pas_? That’s all I’m sayin’.
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349/35 "2001-10-04T22:06:39Z")
Jesus! What a trainwreck of misunderstanding this thread is. I think y’all oughta take a deep breath, re-read this thing and then just forget all about it.
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### Author:  [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349/36 "2001-10-04T22:17:44Z")
Well, Unc, I try not to disagree with Moderators except in the context of a debate, but one point in your post (which sounded like you had your hat on) did bother me:
_Why the heck should anyone **re-read** this half-baked excuse for a MPSIMS/Pit mule-out?_
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### Author:  [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349/37 "2001-10-05T02:01:09Z")
Personally, I think you ought to close the thread. That way, someone can have an excuse for another “Why was my thread locked?” thread. 😃
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### Author:  [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349/38 "2001-10-05T02:41:04Z")
Both y’all suck! Grow a spine and flame dammit! Tattva, we tend to put real complaints in the pit, not stupid flirt stuff. When ya gots a legitimate complaint, throw it in here. Else, the dogs of the pit’ll rip you a new one.
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### Author:  [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349/39 "2001-10-05T03:07:30Z")
Goddammit Tattva, sorry. Paste Tavalla in my above post.
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### Author:  [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude-get-your-ass-in-here/85349/40 "2001-10-05T03:18:42Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Tattva \*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \*
> > \*\*Funny…I don’t recall having said a thing about a room OR email. \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > Here’s hoping there’re no bulemia victims on this board…these threads are all pretty goddamned triggering.
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> No, to be picky, you were just commenting on the glurge of flirty threads that I believe you thought were between me and Superdude. I apologize for lumping you into the “room and email” group.
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> If you’re condemning all flirt threads and took this opportunity to make a jab at ours in particular, then I again apologize for misinterpreting you.
> \*\*
(Sorry for quoting this much.)
There is yet **another** rash of “spray our pheromones all over the board so people will think we’re cute” syndrome going around. This is not necessarily a two-person ride; any number can play. However, it gets really old, **particularly anywhere but MPSIMS** , when they keep on smacking you in the face.
I’m going to say it again even though no one ever seems to listen: **I. Do. Not. Have. A. Problem. With. Flirty. People. In. Flirt. Threads.**. I’m not saying anyone cares about my opinion…no one’s gonna stop just because I say so…but you are misinterpreting me.
I’m not objecting to a seeming glut of flirts between you and whatzisname. I’m objecting to seeing this horseshit everywhere I go yet again.
I don’t object to flirt threads in general. As a matter of fact, I have been know to defend them.
The only thing I was doing, was attempting to imply that these kinds of threads (particularly those begun in the Pit, as I said) made me want to vomit, and I was trying to imply this with a certain measure of wit.
Obviously, I have - once again - failed in my mission. The Evil Alien Overlords will be sorely disappointed in me.
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