# Superdude

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude/571558>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 16, 2011, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude/571558 "2011-02-16T07:43:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
**Page:** 17

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**Author:** ![TravisFromOR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@TravisFromOR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TravisFromOR)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude/571558/321 "2011-02-17T19:55:37Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> OK, so far, we got bets for “No later than Thursday” and “In about ten minutes”. Anybody else?

> [@TravisFromOR](#):
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> Put me down for Friday. I like the longshot.

> [@Skammer](#):
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> Did I come the closest? What do I win?!!

You win a life-time scholarship to the community college of your choice!

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**Author:** ![perfectparanoia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a5b964/32.png) [@perfectparanoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/perfectparanoia)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude/571558/322 "2011-02-17T20:00:42Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Aside: How and/or what does one teach in Pre-K? How to take a nap? How to stop hitting Suzy? How to eat crayons?
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> You need a degree for that? I thought all you needed was a teenage neighbor with a cash-flow problem.

What their developmental stage is and how to control them. Are you for real? Anyone who can deal with a classroom of these kids needs a lot of skills.

Most of them have a degree in early childhood education or psychology.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude/571558/323 "2011-02-17T20:12:53Z")

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> [@perfectparanoia](#):
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> What their developmental stage is and how to control them.

Also to prepare them for their continuing education. It’s called “Head Start” for a reason. 🙂

And I didn’t realize my edit went through after all. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude/571558/324 "2011-02-17T20:19:32Z")

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Pre-K is also a good time to weed out those who would be better off out of mainstream classes, assuming the parents actually listen to the teacher(s).

I hope **Trubie** doesn’t have a kid in the Port Arthur school system. I hear one of those Head Start teachers was in a community college.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude/571558/325 "2011-02-17T20:33:46Z")

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> [@Meyer6](#):
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> Damn, now she’s banned. When did that happen? I was having fun with her. ☹

You broke it. You bastards, you killed Trubie.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude/571558/326 "2011-02-17T20:44:07Z")

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> [@perfectparanoia](#):
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> Anyone who can deal with a classroom of these kids needs a lot of skills.

Or a secondary career in cat herding.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude/571558/327 "2011-02-17T20:55:14Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Or a secondary career in cat herding.

That’s for the hyper ones. 😃

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**Author:** ![BwanaBob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bwanabob/32/2985_2.png) [@BwanaBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BwanaBob)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude/571558/328 "2011-02-17T22:05:08Z")

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I thought the mods announced bannings in About This Message Board. Is that no longer so?

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude/571558/329 "2011-02-17T22:06:27Z")

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Not if it’s a sock.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude/571558/330 "2011-02-17T22:17:31Z")

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Or a troll, unless it was a particularly long-lived troll.

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude/571558/331 "2011-02-17T22:40:31Z")

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> [@TravisFromOR](#):
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> You win a life-time scholarship to the community college of your choice!

Fuck that! I’m not hanging out with those losers!

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**Author:** ![Frazzled](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frazzled/32/3368_2.png) [@Frazzled](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frazzled)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude/571558/332 "2011-02-17T23:19:04Z")

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> [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](#):
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> Also how the heck does your grade slip down to 3.o one semester and you still get to graduate with 3.9. There is no way she had 4.o averages any semester she had to write papers, or display social skills.

Obviously she was as bad at math as she was at English!

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude/571558/333 "2011-02-17T23:45:44Z")

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Well I had created a whole post about the origin of the “pedo” joke, and was going to point out that people who have no sense of humour shouldn’t poke “fun” but now she’s all banned.

And shit.

Thus ends my brief rally in posts/day, unless someone re animates my Ask the Demented, errr Dementia Nurse thread.

I will go back to being the quiet one in the corner again. Wake me up when it gets fun again.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude/571558/334 "2011-02-18T00:16:29Z")

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I was going to run some of her posts through Google Translate a few times but the first one didn’t show much of a difference.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superdude/571558/335 "2011-02-18T00:51:25Z")

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> [@BwanaBob](#):
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> I thought the mods announced bannings in About This Message Board. Is that no longer so?

We announce the banning of long term members, but not short term trolls. \*\*Trubie \*\* was the latter.

Also, since she has now been banned, I’m closing this.

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