# Superhero Evil Villain Killer Organization **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 5, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273 "2000-08-05T20:24:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![BlindFaithe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@BlindFaithe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlindFaithe)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/61 "2000-08-07T23:22:55Z")
Steel … not to worry I was neither tempted or intimidated by these … these, Patoch’s! You can’t harm my lake front property, it’s protected by the impenitrable Dome Of Silence (yes, DOS) … you can’t access it, find it or even make use of it. _takes traditional superhero stance_ And you will not touch one head feather on any penguins’ (penguini?)! We SuperHeros protect the lives of all creatures, liveing or dead. And Steel _gushes_ thanks ever so for the Harleys!! How did you know they’re my favorite …! One for each day of the month! Not sure what to do during leap your, though, but never mind. I luuuuv 'em. 🙂 🙂 🙂 I’m ready to take my place in the Legion Of Good (um, LOG)and repel the advances of the evil dominion slugs. I hear beer works well, they’re attracted to it, fall in and drown. Gotta buy a boat, too! and jet skies and a huge tire tube … this Super Hero stuff is great. We shall RULE! And soon, too. ---
**Author:** ![Feelyat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Feelyat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feelyat)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/62 "2000-08-08T03:17:39Z")
Oooooooo…the eyebrow thing…will you marry me? ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/63 "2000-08-08T04:30:09Z")
Gotta be terse, sorry. Busy pummeliing APB. He won’t stop that damn laughing. Feely, yes, I will marry you. Jean, yes, health club whatever you want. Pool comes with the house. Blind, no problem, it was my pleasure. As for inoci, well, I’ve relocated all the penguins in the world to my secret volcano lair. It has central air conditioning, so they are comfortable. Good has triumphed again. ---
**Author:** ![Feelyat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Feelyat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feelyat)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/64 "2000-08-08T04:38:51Z")
Yay!! We’re getting married!! Where’s my engagement ring? hmmmm? oh, yeah…our wedding will be the happiest moment in my life, unless the wedding ring is small. hehe :o) ---
**Author:** ![APB9999](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@APB9999](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/APB9999)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/65 "2000-08-08T05:24:38Z")
Ladies, you may want to wait until you’ve SEEN some of these riches mealyjaw is promising. He’s a pathological liar, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Feelyat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Feelyat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feelyat)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/66 "2000-08-08T06:28:57Z")
But steeljaw is going to marry me! It would be a bad idea to join the villains when I’m going to marry a superhero, wouldn’t it? I mean, who would we invite to the wedding, his friends or mine? Wouldn’t it be a bit awkward to have the good people on one side and the evil people on the other? Ha! You’re not going to trick me, mister! ---
**Author:** ![rockstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockstar)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/67 "2000-08-08T15:02:05Z")
Superheroes… hmm… sounds interesting. I don’t need a house or anything but do you got any good food around here? Hey Feely! Can I be a bridesmaid? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/68 "2000-08-08T15:22:45Z")
_walks in, looks around_ Pitiful. Although steeljaw, you ARE doing a good job of distracting APB and company away from Balance and I… ---
**Author:** ![inoci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/50afbb/32.png) [@inoci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inoci)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/69 "2000-08-08T15:32:29Z")
rockstar, don’t join these puny mortals. Come to our organization and be part of the winning team! Listen not to the desperate plea of a nearsighted fool, but rather to the maniacal ravings of a plethora of insane villains! It should be noted that your leader here wanted to be one of us, and only out of spite created this organization. So in a way, us evil people are more pure than steeljaw. Wierd. So come on over: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32739](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32739) It’ll be fun! I promise! ---
**Author:** ![BlindFaithe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@BlindFaithe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlindFaithe)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/70 "2000-08-08T15:40:38Z")
A guy lie?? Unheard of … Feely - Steely … CONGRATS!! _showers the couple with useless wedding gifts: salad shooter, juicer, potato ricer and lobster shell cracker_ (okay, so that last one has several uses which you may like … hehehe :)) Well, if one of you is good and the other evil then you may unite both factions with this marrige and you’re kids will not only be good lookin’ but very powerful Supersomethings. _Opens pack strapped on back, a propellar appears and Blind exits in a helicopter type fashion_ ---
**Author:** ![rockstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockstar)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/71 "2000-08-08T16:07:35Z")
Hmmm… an evil-doer is trying to lure me away. No superheroes have offered any food or pretty shiny things to keep me here. So, unless I get some attention I might join the villians, but mainly out of boredom, no hard feelings to anyone. ---
**Author:** ![ArkonDLoC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@ArkonDLoC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArkonDLoC)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/72 "2000-08-08T16:10:48Z")
Yes, Rockstar, these “heroes” are pathetic about taking care of their recruits. Maybe a movie would help you feel better. My treat. ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/73 "2000-08-08T18:59:40Z")
Hey rockstar, do you like chili dogs? You’re gonna go to a movie, you evil pantiewaste? Why go to a movie with all the annoying people when you can come to the exclusive superhero megasupercineplex located in our community which is protected by the DOS (good idea blind)? Feely, Don’t forget I am the lovechild of Billy and Ivana, so don’t ask, “where is my ring?” Instead ask yourself, “What ring do I want?” ---
**Author:** ![Feelyat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Feelyat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feelyat)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/74 "2000-08-08T21:15:35Z")
Rockstar! Of course you can be a bridesmaid!! AND you can have all the chilidogs you want, since I’m going to be marrying the head superhero-type-person, and you’re now my friend. One thing: DON’T call me durlin’!!! ---
**Author:** ![rockstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockstar)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/75 "2000-08-08T21:17:35Z")
Hmmm… it’s hard for a girl from Texas to refuse chili dogs. Throw a pony into the deal and I’ll be a superhero! I’ve got some good superpowers too. I can confuse people until their brain leaks out their ears, I can send squirrels into killing rampages, and I play the saxophone mighty well. ---
**Author:** ![Feelyat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Feelyat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feelyat)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/76 "2000-08-08T21:19:45Z")
Steely, can I have ALL of the rings? I just go crazy when I walk into Tiffany’s. Rockstar!! Wanna play catch? \ Don’t worry, I regenerate my appendages. \ Catch!! \ ---
**Author:** ![Feelyat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Feelyat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feelyat)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/77 "2000-08-08T21:21:31Z")
Rockstar: sure, you can do all of that good stuff, but how well do you belch?!? As a girl from Texas, like yourself, I happen to know that we can belch mighty well. ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/78 "2000-08-09T07:20:16Z")
Just one question. What kind of horse would you like? Thouroughbred, Arabian, what? Feely, you want 'em all, you got 'em all. Just keep the belching down to a sound level where the villains won’t discover the secret location of our secret complex please. I know we’re shrouded by the DOS and all, but 've heard feely burp, and the DOS doesn’t stand a chance. :reminiscing: Aaaaaaaah, I can still remember the very day when I first heard the serene sound of feely’s belch. It was like smelling roses, only the roses were a noise, and the thing I was smelling them with was my ears. Memories… Oh, and, welcome aboard rockstar. ---
**Author:** ![rockstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockstar)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/79 "2000-08-09T17:51:11Z")
Feely, I can belch mighty well though not near as good as you, and Steely, I’m happy to be part of the team. ---
**Author:** ![Feelyat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Feelyat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feelyat)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/80 "2000-08-09T19:04:30Z")
Memoriiiiieeeeees. I’ve charmed many a man with my belching skills, but Steely, you’re the best one. Rockstar, thanks for complimenting my belching prowess, but don’t call him Steely! Grrrrr!! He’s mine! Oh, thanks for not calling me durlin’. :oD You’re a great little gal! Steely, I’ll try to muffle my belches. Especially since you gave me all those rings!! Wow! Now for the wedding dress… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273.md?page=5)