# Superhero Evil Villain Killer Organization **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 5, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273 "2000-08-05T20:24:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Stentor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d2c977/32.png) [@Stentor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stentor)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/81 "2000-09-01T00:11:57Z")
I will join you, but if we’re to do this properly, we have to do the secret origins thing in the form of a flashback. (Fade in. Stentor is walking home from college in the town of Happyville, wearing a shirt and tie (and oddly enough little else) and whistling a happy tune, let’s say “If I only had a brain”) Stentor: Bowser, I’m home. . . hey Bowser, how ya doin boy, why’re ya staggering about like that? (Bowser, Stentor’s beloved pet lemur, keels over, apparently dead from Zima in the water supply) Stentor:(cradles Bowser’s lifeless body in his arms) Why God, why did it have to be him, why couldn’t it be me. (To self) Those supervillains have gone too far this time. (Goes into house, comes out wearing black pants, black T-shirt, black shoes, black sock, sunglasses, a trenchcoat, you get the idea. Jumps onto moptorcycle and roars off to meet up with Steeljaw) Voiceover: And thus was “the Lone Psychopath” born. See his further adventures in his new 8 part limited edition series. . . . Stentor: I will not rest ---
**Author:** ![Stentor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d2c977/32.png) [@Stentor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stentor)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/82 "2000-09-01T00:15:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stentor \* > > Stentor: I will not rest > > \*\* …Until I have figured outhow to post without making myself look like a complete prat. But seriously, Steeljaw, count be in. Bowser must be avenged, preferably with lots of gratuitous violence. ---
**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/83 "2000-09-01T18:22:20Z")
Count me in! Unlike the Marvel character who borrowed my name, I can transform fingernail clippings into wolverines. Unfortunately, I can’t control them so often I have to do it from a distance. Also, how soon do I get that house? ---
**Author:** ![Clark73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Clark73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clark73)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/84 "2000-09-01T18:30:29Z")
I mean, just check out my email address… ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/85 "2000-09-03T03:11:17Z")
As I stated back in the villian thread (though it, and this, have been dead for nearly a month, odd, no more villinous activity, nonetheless) my group, the Nameless Avengers have taken care of the problem. Just see that thread to get a list of our members and a sampling of my poewers. Problem is, my powers work too well, I can’t control it when it’s activated, only Hat-Man can bring me out of my sarcasim’s sarcastic embrance upon my sarcastic mind of sarcasm. It’s a curse that I have devoted to good! ---
**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273/86 "2000-10-25T20:26:53Z")
Due to the recent activity over at EVO, I recommend a patrol to swing by there every so often. Drop in, sound like you’re lost, strike up a conversation and quietly disappear. There are so many lowly henchmen we could easily blend in. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superhero-evil-villain-killer-organization/28273.md?page=4)