# SuperKapowzler are you looking for work? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 24, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042 "2011-05-24T18:22:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042/1 "2011-05-24T18:22:46Z")
Because I love your cover letter: > **[PICTURE: Best Cover Letter Ever?](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/epic-cover-letter_n_865569)** > > PICTURE: Best Cover Letter Ever? ---
**Author:** ![foxymoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@foxymoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxymoron)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042/2 "2011-05-24T18:53:14Z")
Hired! and shit. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042/3 "2011-05-24T19:05:02Z")
“I am the son of a librarian and a capricorn.” Bah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042/4 "2011-05-24T19:06:32Z")
That is hilarious. And scary, in that I interview folks who basically have that attitude… ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042/5 "2011-05-24T19:10:40Z")
Notice his name… it’s a Ron! ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042/6 "2011-05-24T19:14:33Z")
He even gave a shout-out to the Dope at the bottom! ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042/7 "2011-05-24T19:15:25Z")
Notice that the last word of the resume is “Dope” thrown in for no reason. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042/8 "2011-05-24T19:27:13Z")
Apparent origin: > **[Reddit - The heart of the internet](https://www.reddit.com/comments/d670x/the_most_ridiculous_application_for_jobuntil_we/?sort=new)** > [@some dude on reddit](#): > > We are currently hiring an office/community manager and our CEO thought it would be funny to apply for the job as someone named Roanald Dvorak. > > Here is his email: > [@comments](#): > > how’d you discover it was your ceo > > === > > The person who received the message (in the company) was telling people she was going to call the police if the guy showed up. She kept talking about and got really scared, so he told us. ---
**Author:** ![PoorYorick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PoorYorick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoorYorick)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042/9 "2011-05-24T19:27:28Z")
And no misspellings! Well, except for TOUPE, unless it’s a color I’ve never heard of. ---
**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042/10 "2011-05-24T19:43:18Z")
So what you’re telling me is that SuperKapowzler is a CEO and shit? ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042/11 "2011-05-24T19:46:35Z")
> [@PoorYorick](#): > > And no misspellings! Well, except for TOUPE, unless it’s a color I’ve never heard of. It’s the color of [Donald Trump’s hair](http://www.ismellfeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/DonaldTrump.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042/12 "2011-05-24T19:53:29Z")
Now that’s a CEO I want to work for. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042/13 "2011-05-24T19:58:03Z")
Here’s the guy’s own blog: ![mayafish: smartasshat: lafix: braiker: This guy should get all the jobs. Son of a librarian and a Capricorn? Hello? Republican nominee? The people who work at Aviary are funny and we do viral things....](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llidb6kqDk1qz8911o1_640.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042/14 "2011-05-24T20:02:14Z")
Funny but what does it have to do with SuperKapowzler? ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042/15 "2011-05-24T20:15:35Z")
Bacause that guy sounds like his posting style… and shit. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042/16 "2011-05-24T20:19:44Z")
Ah. Who was SuperKapowzler anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042/17 "2011-05-24T20:29:20Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Ah. Who was SuperKapowzler anyway? He’s the shit. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042/18 "2011-05-24T20:35:01Z")
The comments link to another fun one: [http://thanksrp.com/?p=159](http://thanksrp.com/?p=159) ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042/19 "2011-05-25T10:23:05Z")
No one else is going to say it? I guess I will. I think that was just a bit too funny for **SuperK** ’s work. And if that doesn’t get him in here, I don’t know what will. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042/20 "2011-05-26T02:57:18Z")
I’d hire him. Hell, I’d promote him to vice president and shit. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/superkapowzler-are-you-looking-for-work/583042.md?page=2)