# Suppose Texas Succeeds in Seceding?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-texas-succeeds-in-seceding/966496>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [June 20, 2022, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-texas-succeeds-in-seceding/966496 "2022-06-20T12:56:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-texas-succeeds-in-seceding/966496/181 "2022-09-12T13:01:16Z")

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We all seem to have a load to bear. Colorado has Lauren Boebert. 🤮

She said it’s a lie, Christianity is supposed to be running the government.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-texas-succeeds-in-seceding/966496/182 "2022-09-13T11:33:14Z")

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Shit, California is responsible for Kevin fucking McCarthy.

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-texas-succeeds-in-seceding/966496/183 "2022-09-13T11:55:33Z")

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An otherwise fine town.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-texas-succeeds-in-seceding/966496/184 "2022-09-13T14:33:49Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> More Texans voted for Joe Biden in 2020 than New Yorkers.

How many New Yorkers were on the ballot in Texas, anyway?

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-texas-succeeds-in-seceding/966496/185 "2022-09-13T16:55:09Z")

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_Don’t remind me._

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-texas-succeeds-in-seceding/966496/186 "2022-09-13T19:09:39Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> > [@SunUp](#):
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> > More Texans voted for Joe Biden in 2020 than New Yorkers.
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> How many New Yorkers were on the ballot in Texas, anyway?

![](https://media2.giphy.com/media/U6WxwPyG43QGs/giphy.gif)

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-texas-succeeds-in-seceding/966496/187 "2022-09-13T23:02:51Z")

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Sorry. Hangs head.

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**Author:** ![Bookkeeper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bookkeeper/32/281_2.png) [@Bookkeeper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bookkeeper)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2022, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-texas-succeeds-in-seceding/966496/188 "2022-09-16T05:16:38Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> How many New Yorkers were on the ballot in Texas, anyway?

Just the one.

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