# Suppose you had to have sex with... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 4, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572 "2000-10-04T03:04:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572/1 "2000-10-04T03:04:06Z")
…an animal. What animal would you choose and why? I’m thinking a penguin 'cause there just sooo damn cute. Second choice would be an oyster because …well… _blush_. I’ve heard a horse would be good because you’d always have a ride home afterwards. So tell me, what animal would you choose? Oh come on. You know you want to answer. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572/2 "2000-10-04T03:26:49Z")
Um, I’d pick a chick, or a fox 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572/3 "2000-10-04T03:29:53Z")
It’d probably have to be a goat, or maybe a horse. heheheheeheheheeheheheh. [j/k] ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572/4 "2000-10-04T03:32:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*It’d probably have to be a goat, or maybe a horse. heheheheeheheheeheheheh. [j/k] \*\* neigh! whinny! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572/5 "2000-10-04T03:52:15Z")
Riiiiight. Well, then I guess if I said pig, you’d squeal as well as grunt. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572/6 "2000-10-04T03:52:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\*Um, I’d pick a chick, or a fox 🙂 > \*\* I’ve been called both. Does that count? 😉 As for me, I’d have to say my favorite sweet honeybear. _Grrrrrrrrwl!_ ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572/7 "2000-10-04T04:04:07Z")
You’re pretty damn sick, Whammo. I love it. ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572/8 "2000-10-04T04:11:40Z")
I suppose I’d work my way up from the bottom of the animal kingdom and work my way to the top. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572/9 "2000-10-04T04:57:34Z")
Definitely a Spider. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572/10 "2000-10-04T05:02:23Z")
I guess I’ll pass on this one but for anyone condsidering hampsters you should remember to wrap them in duct tape as they have a tendency to explode. ---
**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572/11 "2000-10-04T05:04:53Z")
**EEWWWW** ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572/12 "2000-10-04T05:48:27Z")
I’ll have to think about it…_now it would have to be a big animal._ 😃 Alrighty then, that settles it! I’m having sex with the Blue Whale. ::Silo straps on an oxygen tank and prepares to dive into the deep blue sea:: :::NO WAIT!! I REALLY DON’T HAVE TO DO THIS!::: ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572/13 "2000-10-04T06:56:58Z")
He’s big and hairy. ---
**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572/14 "2000-10-04T08:06:08Z")
You people are all filthy!! I love it … keep it up (no pun intended) ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572/15 "2000-10-04T09:21:26Z")
Whaddaya mean, “Suppose”? I shag my ferret on a daily basis 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572/16 "2000-10-04T09:52:29Z")
I take Homo sapiens, I’ve heard it behaves like an animal some times.:):D:)😃 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572/17 "2000-10-04T10:09:43Z")
I’d take Christina Ricci, I’d say she’d be like a Kangaroo on a spacehopper. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572/18 "2000-10-04T11:14:28Z")
I’ll stick with my LIONsob. ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572/19 "2000-10-04T15:12:51Z")
These two threads were juxtaposed on the board: Suppose you had to have sex with… Satan, Chef Troy, & Maggie’s Ass Oh, the humanity! ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suppose-you-had-to-have-sex-with/35572/20 "2000-10-04T15:17:58Z")
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