# Supreme Courts Mandates and Lies

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 3, 2016, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813 "2016-05-03T22:42:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813/21 "2016-05-04T01:21:53Z")

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**tony424** , your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813/22 "2016-05-04T01:22:19Z")

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> [@OP](#):
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> According to a news media; Judge’s are saying that in some states school are not fully funded…

And the OP is exhibit A in support of that finding.

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**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813/23 "2016-05-04T01:24:19Z")

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> [@tony424](#):
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> According to a news media; Judge’s are saying that in some states school are not fully funded and has caused some schools to short fall of the State constitution’s guarantee of thorough and efficient Education. Interesting scenario: from these Judges? May I ask these from Legislators and Supreme Court Judges; have they “EVER” found in their interpretation of Constitution that?

If you could[provide some information about your question, by (for example) providing a link tothe “news media”, we might be able to explain. We might not. Often, people who write longwinded ranty posts like this have badly misunderstood what they’ve heard. But right now I have no idea what the hell you’re on about, so I can’t really help.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813/24 "2016-05-04T01:37:33Z")

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> [@Ace309](#):
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> But right now I have no idea what the hell you’re on about, so I can’t really help.

Near as I can tell, it can be boiled down to:

“Those Whoores and their bastard children are stealing my Social Security money!”

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813/25 "2016-05-04T01:38:22Z")

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> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#):
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> **tony424** , your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I wouldn’t pay for a year up front if I were you.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813/26 "2016-05-04T01:42:17Z")

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> [@Ace309](#):
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> If you could[provide some information about your question, by (for example) providing a link tothe “news media”, we might be able to explain. We might not. Often, people who write longwinded ranty posts like this have badly misunderstood what they’ve heard. But right now I have no idea what the hell you’re on about, so I can’t really help.

Y’know you are trying to hold a conversation with a piece of illiterate graffiti written by someone who has already gone on to stain the virtual walls of another message board?

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**Author:** ![DataX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@DataX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DataX)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813/27 "2016-05-04T01:45:59Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Y’know you are trying to hold a conversation with a piece of illiterate graffiti written by someone who has already gone on to stain the virtual walls of another message board?

I’m pretty sure none of us actually expect any type of intelligent response and are just having fun.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813/28 "2016-05-04T01:48:55Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> Ugh. Yes, the OP clearly fell thru the cracks of the educational system.

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> [@tony424](#):
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> … what a crack of bull shit.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813/29 "2016-05-04T01:57:21Z")

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OP: _Bastard_ is an obsolescent (not fast enough) term for a child of parents not wed to each other, or a colloquial term for a person who is a vile and odious churl. \*Bustard \*is a large Eurasian game bird. Please do not get them confused.

And I believe the doctor told you to not get your pills confused, either.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813/30 "2016-05-04T03:33:26Z")

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> [@Yllaria](#):
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> Only if you get 1.5 of them pregnant at the same time. It’s an efficiency of scale.

Considering I’ve known some executives who sounded like they subscribed to the idea that nine women could make a baby in a month…Anyway, that’s why I’m glad I don’t work there anymore.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813/31 "2016-05-04T03:44:54Z")

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> [@tony424](#):
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> _\<snips lunacy\>_

That is one of the very best examples I’ve seen of “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813/32 "2016-05-04T04:06:30Z")

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There aren’t enough faces . . . or palms!

CMC fnord!

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813/33 "2016-05-04T04:10:04Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> OP: _Bastard_ is an obsolescent (not fast enough) term for a child of parents not wed to each other, or a colloquial term for a person who is a vile and odious churl. \*Bustard \*is a large Eurasian game bird. Please do not get them confused.\<snip\>

Also a [song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NidIs1-3heg) by Ben Folds.

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**Author:** ![Subterraneanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Subterraneanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subterraneanus)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813/34 "2016-05-04T04:15:32Z")

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Bolivia exports 10

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813/35 "2016-05-04T12:58:25Z")

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I feel like I should run the Opening Post of this thread through Google Translate, but I’m not sure of the original language. Is it Iroquois? Icelandic? Belgian?

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813/36 "2016-05-04T13:01:19Z")

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The OP should consult a medical professional. This is not normal ranting, it seems to be much more serious than that.

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813/37 "2016-05-04T13:47:56Z")

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Won’t somebody think of the loose dogs?

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813/38 "2016-05-04T14:06:57Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> The OP should consult a medical professional. This is not normal ranting, it seems to be much more serious than that.

Sadly, being a member of the Tea Party is not a medically treatable condition.

Until there’s a cure…

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813/39 "2016-05-04T14:07:46Z")

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I only read as far as “According to a news media; Judge’s” before rolling my eyes and skipping to the comments.

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**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2016, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-courts-mandates-and-lies/753813/40 "2016-05-04T14:26:36Z")

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> [@tony424](#):
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> However I would accuse Mather as having Bastard kid.

I don’t if Tony is referring to [Increase Mather](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Increase_Mather) or to [Cotton Mather](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton_Mather), but there is no historical evidence that either reverend gentleman fornicated outside wedlock: they were both pillars of the community in the Massachusetts Bay Colony – though they may have been a little over-zealous in persecuting witches.

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