# Surealities **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 9, 2014, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surealities/685706 "2014-04-09T12:22:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surealities/685706/1 "2014-04-09T12:22:03Z")
This morning I watched as an Absolut Vodka truck ran a red light. Not sure why it struck me as something I would dream, but it was real. Got any “surealities”? ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surealities/685706/2 "2014-04-09T13:36:48Z")
I don’t know if this qualifies, but I once saw a one-armed man feeding branches into a wood chipper. ---
**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surealities/685706/3 "2014-04-09T13:57:40Z")
I went to a Loverboy concert many years ago. They came out on the stage all doing their old songs and _the entire audience sat still._ I was dying to get up and dance and kept looking around like WTF is wrong with these people? I remember thinking that it was like something out of The Twilight Zone. Finally after a few songs some people went up to the space in front of the stage and danced so I did too - but those first few songs were surreal.