# Surely you can't be serious

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surely-you-cant-be-serious/1031358>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 2, 2026, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surely-you-cant-be-serious/1031358 "2026-07-02T14:35:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surely-you-cant-be-serious/1031358/121 "2026-07-04T14:50:38Z")

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I didn’t know who Howard Jarvis was, didn’t know anything about his career or Prop 13, (still don’t actually) and have no idea why they used him and not _anyone_ else, because his scene isn’t about ‘Howard Jarvis’, but just some random taxi fare, but his last line in the film was funny then and is still funny today.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surely-you-cant-be-serious/1031358/122 "2026-07-04T15:23:21Z")

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Another little tidbit. Jimmy “JJ” Walker was the only actor to be credited in both _Airplane!_ and the _Airport_ movies. (_The Concorde - Airport 79_)

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surely-you-cant-be-serious/1031358/123 "2026-07-04T15:42:10Z")

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Whoa, I’m not sure I’d put **Airport ‘79** on _my_ resume. The best part of that movie is Leonard Maltin’s review which ends _Thank God Charo’s around for believability!_.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surely-you-cant-be-serious/1031358/124 "2026-07-04T16:07:43Z")

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_How many more lives, lives, lives!_

_But he was just a ham, ham, ham…_

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**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surely-you-cant-be-serious/1031358/125 "2026-07-04T22:25:27Z")

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I wonder how many kids recognize the spoof of _Point/Counterpoint_: “Let them die!”. The segments ran on _60 Minutes_ from 1971 to 1979, so they were already fading from memory when the movie was released a few years later.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surely-you-cant-be-serious/1031358/126 "2026-07-04T23:43:47Z")

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> [@JohnGalt](#):
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> I wonder how many kids recognize the spoof of _Point/Counterpoint_

“Jane, you ignorant slut!” 😠

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surely-you-cant-be-serious/1031358/127 "2026-07-05T12:30:17Z")

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[How three words created the greatest comedy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-NG7mYnfzc)

From the comments:  
“my phone kept calling me Shirley…then I realized it was on Airplane mode.”

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